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August Fun With Similes

8/31/15

She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence.

8/28/15

As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle.

8/27/15

Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock.

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8/26/15

Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.

8/25/15

Make like a baby and HEAD out.

8/24/15

Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! …
In January! …
Out back in the outhouse!

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8/21/15

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

8/20/15

Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush.

8/19/15

He was flopping like a fish on a line.

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8/18/15

I’m off like a bride’s nightie!

8/17/15

I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of color-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.

8/14/15

She was an enchantress with more curves than a roller coaster who wore a leopard-skin mini-skirt that stuck to her voluptuous body like shrink-wrap to a rump roast.

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8/13/15

That’s about as funny as a kick in the behind with a sharp-toed boot

8/12/15

Men are like Bananas…
The older they get, the less firm they are.

8/11/15

Men are like Blenders…
You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

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8/10/15

Men are like Chocolate Bars…
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

8/7/15

You want horns, but you’re gonna die butt-headed

8/6/15

You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what hand fills up faster!

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8/5/15

Me: Hey dad, you don’t look well. How do you feel?
Dad: Like 10 pounds of shit shoved into a 5 pound sack.

8/4/15

Don’t let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!

8/3/15

He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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