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August Fun With Similes


She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence.


As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle.


Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock.

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Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.


Make like a baby and HEAD out.


Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! …
In January! …
Out back in the outhouse!

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Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.


Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush.


He was flopping like a fish on a line.

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I’m off like a bride’s nightie!


I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of color-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.


She was an enchantress with more curves than a roller coaster who wore a leopard-skin mini-skirt that stuck to her voluptuous body like shrink-wrap to a rump roast.

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That’s about as funny as a kick in the behind with a sharp-toed boot


Men are like Bananas…
The older they get, the less firm they are.


Men are like Blenders…
You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

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Men are like Chocolate Bars…
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


You want horns, but you’re gonna die butt-headed


You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what hand fills up faster!

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Me: Hey dad, you don’t look well. How do you feel?
Dad: Like 10 pounds of shit shoved into a 5 pound sack.


Don’t let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!


He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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