Sally Perkins submits:
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
Donner Todd submits:
If a man does his best, what else is there?
General George S. Patton
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true.
I do benefits for all religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
100% of the shots you don’t take don’t go in.
I’m the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.
George W. Bush
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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