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July Quirky Quotes

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7/31/15

Sally Perkins submits:

Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet! 

Groucho Marx

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7/30/15

23_Dug submits:

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West

7/29/15

SeeBee submits:

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”

 Groucho Marx

7/28/15

Donner Todd submits:

If a man does his best, what else is there?

General George S. Patton

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7/27/15

Cecile submits:

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

 Bertrand Russell

7/24/15

IceColdKilla submits:

I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true.

Katherine Hepburn

7/23/15

ReidZ submits:

I do benefits for all religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

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7/22/15

Sicko submits:

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Will Rogers

7/21/15

Moo_45 submits:

Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.

Samuel Johnson

7/20/15

OilersRock submits:

100% of the shots you don’t take don’t go in.

Wayne Gretzky

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7/17/15

Rocky submits:

I’m the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries.

Stephen King

7/16/15

OutLawJosey submits:

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa 

7/15/15

RoyBean submits:

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

George W. Bush

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7/14/15

GhostFaceKilla submits:

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Anonymous 

7/13/15

MossyOak submits:

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous 

7/10/15

SueAllan submits:

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

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7/9/15

TorreyP submits:

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

7/8/15

Grog submits:

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

Mark Twain

7/7/15

JamesBar submits:

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Anonymous  

7/6/15

CapitolReef submits:

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill

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7/3/15

LundBoats submits:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

7/2/15

BrooklynPeca submits:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

7/1/15

Digit submits:

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

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