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June Fun with Similes

6/30/15

SmokePit submits:

I’m off like a bride’s nightie!

6/29/15

YvonneSmith submits:

Busier than a one-legged man in a @ss kicking contest.

6/26/15

DolphinRider submits:

I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of color-blind hedgehogs… in a bag.

6/25/15

KatieRuff submits:

I’m off like a bride’s nightie!

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6/24/15

65Packes submits:

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

6/23/15

Nemo submits:

I’m as bored as a slut on her period.

6/22/15

Cotti submits:

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

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6/19/15

Sunny submits:

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

6/18/15

ICareDeeply submits:

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

6/17/15

Mozart submits:

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

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6/16/15

DrogoZog submits:

Louder than a curse in church! 

6/15/15

Chrippy submits:

Happier than a slinky on a escalator.

6/12/15

Venetian98 submits:

Men are like Mascara…
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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6/11/15

GameBoy submits:

Ugly as a fistful of worm!

6/10/15

HolyRoller6 submits:

He was so frazzled, he didn’t know whether to shit or go blind.

 

6/9/15

Ghostbuster submits:

I’ll be on you like a hen on a june bug!

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6/8/15

RandomRandy submits:

Slipperier than a greased polecat.

6/5/15

ChefGreg submits: 

As cold as a witch’s tit in a brass bra.

6/4/15

WyattEarp submits:

Funny as a mouse shitting jellybeans! 

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6/3/15

hashy submits:

As sharp as Simon Cowell’s comebacks!

6/2/15

YodaJedi submits:

He’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a thistle.

6/1/15

ToriR submits:

As dumb as dogshit!

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Submit your simile in the reply box at the bottom of this post!

If your simile is picked you will receive the Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, the coveted TTS Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt!

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