Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
– Bob Monkhouse
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
– Mae West
“Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!”
– Betty White
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