Quirky Quotes – Awe-inspiring statements that will cause you to chuckle!

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5/29/15

Roselover submits:

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

5/28/15

Sturgeon submits:

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-Rodney Dangerfield

5/27/15

Tiddy1 submits:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
– Bob Monkhouse

5/26/15

Stormtrooper submits:

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
– Mae West

5/25/15

BradleySmith submits:

“Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.  Those things can take a pounding!”

– Betty White

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