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September Fun With Similes

9/11/15

Happy as a tick on a fat puppy dog.

9/10/15

I am as full as a tick.

9/9/15

She’s looks like she has been hit with a Mac Truck full of ugly sticks.

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9/8/15

This thread is just slicker than GooseShit.

9/7/15

As nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.

9/4/15

More confused than a moth on the Las Vegas Strip at midnight…

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9/3/15

More frustrated than a gay with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day…

9/2/15

Sweatin’ like a whore in church.

9/1/15

Finer than frog hair split four ways and sanded smooth.

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