Happy as a tick on a fat puppy dog.
I am as full as a tick.
She’s looks like she has been hit with a Mac Truck full of ugly sticks.
This thread is just slicker than GooseShit.
As nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
More confused than a moth on the Las Vegas Strip at midnight…
More frustrated than a gay with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day…
Sweatin’ like a whore in church.
Finer than frog hair split four ways and sanded smooth.
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