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2X A-Hole Of The Week: Donald Trump

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Donald Trump! Donald Trump could easily be the A-Hole of the Week every week. In just about every one of his scandalous speeches he either makes information up or makes boastful comments. He is the ultimate “topper” or guy that always has a better story at the party. Trump has no problems pointing out issues about his fellow presidential running mates. His favorite target seems to be Hillary Clinton. Hillary is very easy to criticize. Criticizing her is like kicking a dog that is lying on his back with his belly in the air. This week alone Trump claimed that Hillary, “killed hundreds of thousands of people with her stupidity” based on decisions she made during ...

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A-Holes Of The Week: San Bernardino Terrorists

Congratulations to our most recent A-Holes of the Week, San Bernardino Terrorists! On Wednesday Tashfeen Malik, 27 and Syed Rizwan Farook, 28 committed the first act of terrorism on U.S. soil since 9/11 by killing 14 people and injuring 21 in San Bernardino, California. Malik had pledged allegiance to a prominent leader of IS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Malik is a native of Pakistan and lived in Saudi Arabia for more than 20 years. Malik and her husband Farook were killed in a shootout with police after their attack of during a holiday party of the Inland Regional Center social services agency. The couple fired over 150 bullets inside the center. Farook was an employee at the Inland Regional Center. He attended the holiday party, appeared ...

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A-Holes Of The Week: Boko Haram

Congratulations to our most recent A-Holes of the Week, Boko Haram! In their latest attack Boko Haram killed ten civilians in Yaounde, Cameroon. Suicide bombers killed five members of the same family and then when on to kill five more people a couple hours later. People wounded by Boko Haram attacks. Last week Boko Haram killed at least six people when suicide bombers attacked the town of Fotokol. 2.3 million people are displaced as they flee regions infested with Boko Haram. In 2014 Boko Haram overtook ISIS as the world’s deadliest terror group. According to the Global Terrorism Index Boko Haram was responsible for 6,644 deaths in 2014 alone. In the last six years Boko Haram has killed an estimated 20,000 people in their attempt ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Julius Peppers

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Julius Peppers! Most of our A-Holes of the Week kill somebody to earn this dubious title. After ISIS taking the Thrill Throne last week, we are going to lighten things up a bit by electing Julius Peppers as our A-Hole of the Week! On November, 8th during a game between the Packers and the Panthers Julius Peppers showed his true colors by stripping the ball out of Cam Newton’s hands after Cam scored a touchdown. Image credit: “Julius Peppers 2014 Cropped” by Kyle Engman Most players have some kind of touchdown celebration prepared in advance to dazzle the crowd. Cam scans the crowd during the game looking for children, often disabled children.  After scoring Cam gives the ...

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A-Holes Of The Week: ISIS

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole(s) of the Week, ISIS! ISIS has conducted a string of coordinated attacks over the last several days. On Friday night, ISIS dealt France their worst blow of violence since WW2 by killing at least 129 people and injuring 352. The death and injury tolls will increase as more information is uncovered. Paris was struck by six coordinated attacks from at least seven suicide bombers. France’s President Hollande vowed to wage “merciless” war on ISIS. Seven ISIS attackers died in the Paris attacks. Six attackers died in suicide bombings. On Thursday ISIS attacked Beirut and killed at least 43 people and wounded more than 200. On Friday, 26 people died after ISIS bombed Bagdad with a suicide blast and a ...

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A-Hole(s) Of The Week: Bathroom Defilers

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole(s) of the Week, Bathroom Defilers! We have all been in this dire situation before and probably will be again. We roll the dice and eat a gas station burrito. It tastes pretty good going down the hatch. Can’t identify the mystery meat and we are hoping the dark, brown goo is some form of bean. We amplify the flavor explosion with a salsa packet or in a pinch a ketchup packet. Both condiments are from the tomato family so close enough. We walk out of the gas station happy we only dropped a little brown goo on our pants, nobody will notice. We are proud of ourselves for only taking 8 minutes to eat lunch. We only spent $3.50 ...

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A-Hole(s) Of The Week: Social Media Rats

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole(s) of the Week, Social Media Rats! Generally speaking the staff here at TTS tries to find A-Hole of the Week candidates that have done ridiculous, often times horrifying deeds to win the weekly title. Unfortunately there is a never-ending supply of A-Holes in the world. This week we are going to lighten things up a bit and ask people on social media that turn other people’s videos, photos or text into big brother social media to ascend The Thrill Throne of Shame. Social media rats are an epidemic that will eventually ruin social media. These social media rats take great pleasure in scanning their target social media platform looking for content that does not meet their standards. First off ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Glen Baxter

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Glen Baxter! Glen Baxter, 27, who was having problems with his estranged wife Danica, 25, drove his SUV into a Tempe, Arizona lake and killed himself, his wife, and three children all under the age of four. Surveillance footage captured the final moments of Baxter’s drive into the lake and have called the incident a murder-suicide. A witness and police tried to rescue the children, but they were too late. The Baxter’s had been separated for eight months and Danica was getting ready to serve Glenn with divorce papers. Glen had the children at his house and had contacted Danica to come and get the children immediately. Danica meet Glen to secure the children and was ...

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A-Hole(s) Of The Week: The Thunder Crew

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole(s) of the Week, The Thunder Crew! The Captain and two senior crewmembers of the commercial fishing ship Thunder were found guilty of illegal fishing by the island nation of Sao Tome and Principe. This small country is located off the west coast of Africa in the Gulf of Guinea. The Thunder’s three crew members were fined $17 million and between 32 and 36 months in jail. The Captain of the Thunder is Alfonso R. Cataldo, 48, a Chilean. The Thunder was crewed by 40 men, 30 of which were Indonesians. The Thunder was built in 1969 in Norway and multiple names and was registered in multiple countries over the years. The illegal, unreported, and unregulated fishing industry costs more ...

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A-Hole OF The Week: Alicia Goemaat

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Alicia Goemaat! Alicia Goemaat, 20, from Seattle, Washington has been charged with second-degree murder for kicking a 17-month-old boy to death on September 27. Goemaat was watching Drue Lehto, her boyfriend’s son, while Derek Lehto, her boyfriend, ran errands. Goemaat has a two-year-old son of her own. She became angry when her son and Drue started fighting over a toy. Alicia kicked Drue in the stomach, knocking him to the ground and kicked him once more before putting him in his playpen. Drue was later found unresponsive. When Derek arrived home after running errands, he tried to perform CPR on Drue. An autopsy found that Drue died of abdominal trauma and internal bleeding. Goemaat denied knowing ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Chris Mercer

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Chris Mercer! On Thursday at the Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, Chris Harper Mercer, 26 shot 10 people to death and injured seven others. The only positive of this horrible situation is that Mercer died at the scene while exchanging gun-fire with authorities, saving taxpayers millions of dollars. It is unclear at this point whether Mercer killed himself or was killed by responding officer’s guns. It only took authorities 6 minutes to arrive at the scene after receiving their first 911 call. Mercer was registered to take classes in the classroom where the shooting took place. The victims ranged in age from 18 to 67 and included both males and females. Professor Levine and his ...

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A-Hole(s) Of The Week: Hajj Organizers

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole(s) of the Week, Hajj Organizers! On Thursday two massive crowds of Muslim pilgrims collided on the outskirts of the holy city of Mecca in Saudia Arabia and 717 unlucky pilgrims were trampled to death. The death toll will continue to rise as more information is provided. The tragedy struck as the Eid al-Adha holiday is just beginning. Apparently two massive crowds came together at an intersection in small town called Mina. Once the crowds collided there was confusion and no way to reverse course. People were literally climbing on each other to avoid being crushed. People in the back of the crowd were pushing the people ahead of them until there was no place to escape. The two crowds ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Shannon Lamb

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Shannon Lamb! On Sunday evening, Shannon Lamb a faculty member at Delta State University in Cleveland, Mississippi killed his girlfriend Amy Prentiss, 40. On Monday morning Lamb drove to Delta State University and gunned down history professor Ethan Schmidt. Lamb shot Schmidt three times with a .38 caliber pistol in the doorway of Schmidt’s university office. Schmidt, 39, had three children. After shots were fired at Delta State University there was a great deal of confusion and students were put on lockdown for several hours until it could be determined why the shots where fired. Several hours later Lamb turned the gun on himself after police surrounded him at his parent’s home. Before killing himself Lamb left ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: George R. R. Martin

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, George R. R. Martin!  Write The Winds of Winter already George! It has been four years since A Dance with Dragons. George recently announced that The Winds of Winter will not come out in 2015 and will be damn lucky to come out by June of 2016. That will mean a five year gap between books. The books are thick, no doubt about it. But does it really take five years to write a book? Especially when the whole world is waiting on you to finish the series. I am beginning to think George is a sick bastard that enjoys punishing his fans. Image credit: http:wikipedia.com  Meanwhile the entire world is held hostage while this chubby writer ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Phoenix Sniper

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Phoenix Sniper! In a 48-hour period last Saturday a sniper shot four vehicles as they traveled long along an eight-mile stretch of I-10 near Phoenix, Arizona. One of the vehicles was a tour bus. The sniper randomly fired shots into the bus luckily not injuring any of the passengers. The sniper did manage to injure a 13-year old girl when the SUV she was riding in took a shot to the passenger window. She came away from the scary circumstance with a cut to her ear. The other two vehicles did not even know they had been shot at and hit until noticing bullet holes in their vehicles later in the day. There appears to be ...

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A-Hole of the Week: Vester Flanagan.

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Vester Flanagan! Vester, a former WDBJ-TV reporter, walked up and shot WDBJ-TV reporter Alison Parker and cameraman Adam Ward while they were broadcasting on Wednesday morning at the Bridgewater Plaze in Moneta, VA. Alison was 24 and Adam was 27. Image credit: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ Vester also wounded a woman that Parker was interviewing when the shooting took place. Vester shot Parker in the back and took his time to get the best camera angle to film the killings. Vester was fired from the station in 2013. Apparently Vester felt he suffered racism, homophobia, at bullying at work for being a gay black man. Image credit: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ If shooting three people on camera was not enough to win an ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Jared Fogle

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Jared Fogle! We all know Jared, the college student who lost over 200 pounds on his infamous Subway diet.  Well, he’s back in the spotlight, but for a different reason.  The pitchman seems to have capitalized on his celebrity status and arranged sexual encounters with minors as well as accepted child pornography from a close associate. Jared’s habitually visited Subway. Image credit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Fogle Fogle agreed this past Wednesday to plead guilty to allegations that he paid for sex with underage girls as well as knowingly receiving child pornography. His career with the mega-chain is destroyed and could send him to prison for more than a decade.  Needless to say, his wife is seeking to dissolve the ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Ferguson, Missouri

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Ferguson, Missouri! A day of civil disobedience that saw several arrests ended this past Monday with rowdy protesters throwing rocks and bottles of frozen water at police. “Safety, our top priority, is now compromised. This is no longer a peaceful protest. Participants are now unlawfully assembled,” the department tweeted. Yes, you guessed it, we are back in Ferguson, Missouri, a town so laden with ignorance and bias that they continue to make the same mistakes over and over again. What better way to show their displeasure with society than to destroy their own habitat? Even a dog knows not to shit where he eats! Earlier, a top St. Louis County official declared a state of emergency, ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Walter James Palmer

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week, Walter James Palmer! Unless you have been hiding under a rock this past week then you have heard this man’s name. The hunter is said to have lured a beloved lion named Cecil out of Zimbabwe’s Hwange National Park to be shot and killed as a trophy. The July 1 killing of Cecil, a 13-year-old black-maned lion that held iconic stature in the wilderness preserve, sparked outrage as details began to leak (still leaking by the way) about his death and how the lion was killed. The lion was said to have been lured out of the park with an animal carcass tied to the bumper of a vehicle belonging to the hunting party, which was ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Bill Cosby

Congratulations to our most recent A-Hole of the Week: Bill Cosby! We all know the name. Mr. Cosby has been a household name for decades based on his television and comedic endeavors. From stand-up comedy to Fat Albert to Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable (America’s #1 Father). We also know there is an alleged dark side. In 2005, a former basketball star named Andrea Constand, who met Cosby when she was working at Temple University alleged that he had drugged her to a state of semi-consciousness and then sexually assaulted her. After these allegations were made public, an additional woman appeared on the Today show and said that, some 30 years earlier, Cosby had drugged and assaulted her as well. Eventually, 12 women signed up to tell ...

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A-Hole Of The Week: Donald Trump

The motto at TTS is Don’t Be An A-Hole! We thought it would be fitting to publish a weekly blog featuring an AHole of the Week! This is the first edition of this blog which is sure to be a hit because there is no shortage of A-Holes!  Congratulations to our first A-Hole of the Week: Donald Trump! I must say, this inaugural dubious honor was won by a landslide, as there were no contenders to carry a close second place. However, before I get ahead of myself, let’s examine how we came to the unanimous decision to award Mr. Trump this obvious honor. When referring to Senator John McCain, Mr. Trump uttered, “He’s not a war hero”… “He’s a war hero because he was ...

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