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Tits Behind The Taps: Bar Fight

The frequency of fights has varied depended on the type of bar I was working. Some bars just attract the type of douchebag that wants to cause or take part in a fight. I’ve found that the hiring of large bouncers decreases the amount of fights that happen in the bar. Bar fights are more likely to happen late at night close to closing time. One of the biggest causes is what I like to call peacocking. This is where your average douche bag puffs out his chest and his pride for no reason. Often from the false confidence that booze lends or maybe an overdose of testosterone. I’m not sure of the actual science behind it, but the fights often seem to transpire out ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: Observing The Act Of Courting

Some of the most entertaining interactions to observe as a bartender are people on a date. Not just meeting people at the bar but people who go on dates to the bar.   First off lets examine the characteristics of the serial dater. These are men who bring in several different women into the same bar in typically less than a week. Although it is most often a man, I have also witnessed the female serial dater. The serial dater often isn’t the smoothest motherfucker in the bar, but he is smooth enough to rack up the date numbers. Serial daters are famous at most saloons for hitting on their waitress or bartender. Often the moment his date goes to the bathroom he’s throwing his ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: A Contagious Vibe

Spike6 submits: How often do bartenders have fun on the job? Bartending can be one of the most upbeat thrilling jobs. You get the right crowd and the right music and you can have as much fun as the patrons you are serving. Busy nights are some of the best! The vibe from the crowd is contagious and can make the night fly by. I’ve even gotten up on the bar and danced with a female customer who was having a bad night. I would say there are definitely more fun nights than crappy nights. Sometimes all your bartender wants to do is please the customer by making their night better and obtaining their return business. I often attempt to do this by buying a ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: How To Become A Bartender

  Chuckz asks: How do you become a bartender? It varies by what type of bar you are applying at, whether it is upscale, the local hub or a dive bar. Some places like to see a fancy certificate from a bartending training course. Others prefer a good attitude and a drive to learn and improve. Often the manager will have you start out as a bar-back or bouncer if you have no experience, and make you prove yourself. Even I was a bouncer (ha) and a bar-back at one point. At some places you may get to skip this step with your looks, but it sucks a lot to just be thrown to the sharks without wading into the water first. You have to ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: The Pickup Game

As a bartender you get the ultimate view of the pick up game. The game gets better as the beer goggles set in to their maximum potential. On a slow night your bartender, may even put in a wager as to who is going home with whom.  The bartender has eyes and ears everywhere in the bar, even when you think they aren’t paying attention the chances are they can hear everything that is going on.  They observe your failed attempts and for added humor they find it quite hilarious after a fail the frustrated stud tries for the bartender. Bartender Tip: If you’re going to try to pickup the bartender remember to tip them well or your likelihood of success is going to join ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: Cheesy Lines

 Busty Bartender Tips: If your in a bar that free pours shots always ask for your shots neat instead of in a shot glass and you’ll get bigger shot for the same price. Kolora212 asks: What is the cheesiest pick up line you’ve had from a customer? There are so many to choose from but one that sticks out in my mind was when a younger gentleman asked me if I was vegan, I quickly answered, “Why do I look malnourished?” He shamefully replied that he was vegan and wanted to make me a vegan dinner. Gretellini asks: How often do bartenders get hit on during a shift? It really depends on the night and the bars crowd for the night, but as a female ...

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Happy Hour

  Many of your local hotspots have a special of the night or even a happy hour, this is the perfect time to get your favorite drink for a steal. Drinking cheap is an awesome way to drink, but you must remember to still tip your bartender even while drinking on a budget. It is important to remember that the bartender does not set the prices or make the rules.  However, the owner insists bartenders follow the prices and rules. The more you try to haggle with prices or complain about the policies the less likely you are to receive a drink on the bartender for your patronage. One of the most annoying things for a bartender is when a customer tries to get around ...

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Cougar Bait

Watching cougars (attractive older ladies) either “hunting” younger men or being hunted by a young buck is often quite fun to watch. Many bars have their regular cougars who frequent the bar for a glass of wine or Cosmo. She is often confident and dressed in something that she borrowed from her daughter’s closest or got out of the junior’s section. A particularly memorable cougar waltzed into the bar one night with a top far too small and no bra. While she was sitting at the bar her nipple kept just popping out for the whole bar to see!  This is a hard subject to approach with a customer. What do you say? “Excuse me darling, but your nipple is showing!” Depending on the intoxicated ...

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