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Tits Behind The Taps: Bar Fight

The frequency of fights has varied depended on the type of bar I was working. Some bars just attract the type of douchebag that wants to cause or take part in a fight. I’ve found that the hiring of large bouncers decreases the amount of fights that happen in the bar. Bar fights are more likely to happen late at night close to closing time. One of the biggest causes is what I like to call peacocking. This is where your average douche bag puffs out his chest and his pride for no reason. Often from the false confidence that booze lends or maybe an overdose of testosterone. I’m not sure of the actual science behind it, but the fights often seem to transpire out ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: Observing The Act Of Courting

Some of the most entertaining interactions to observe as a bartender are people on a date. Not just meeting people at the bar but people who go on dates to the bar.   First off lets examine the characteristics of the serial dater. These are men who bring in several different women into the same bar in typically less than a week. Although it is most often a man, I have also witnessed the female serial dater. The serial dater often isn’t the smoothest motherfucker in the bar, but he is smooth enough to rack up the date numbers. Serial daters are famous at most saloons for hitting on their waitress or bartender. Often the moment his date goes to the bathroom he’s throwing his ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: The Pickup Game

As a bartender you get the ultimate view of the pick up game. The game gets better as the beer goggles set in to their maximum potential. On a slow night your bartender, may even put in a wager as to who is going home with whom.  The bartender has eyes and ears everywhere in the bar, even when you think they aren’t paying attention the chances are they can hear everything that is going on.  They observe your failed attempts and for added humor they find it quite hilarious after a fail the frustrated stud tries for the bartender. Bartender Tip: If you’re going to try to pickup the bartender remember to tip them well or your likelihood of success is going to join ...

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