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Wondering Mind Of Eva: Life’s Battlefield

Wondering Mind Of Eva: Life’s Battlefield MyNottyEva.com  –  Booking Inquiries  EvaNotty.com.  –   Pay Site Social Media Instagram.com/EvaNotty – Instagram Twitter.com/EvaNotty  – Twitter www.onlyfans.com/evanotty – Only Fans Trickery Life is already hard enough. Why do people have to make it more difficult? Why do people lie and manipulate? Are there any real people out there anymore? I think not. I am totally shocked when I am faced with fake people that act like they are my friend. I start every relationship by having their best interest at heart, but they are frauds from the beginning. For example……. A chick from back home in Arizona hits me up and was congratulating me on my success. Seemed nice enough. The next time I was in town we hung out. Months ...

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Wondering Mind Of Eva: Love My Haters And Puppies

    Thought this was funny to come across on the web. I never thought about it.  So Funny To Think I Branded Myself and I Am Actually Doing Something Right. When someone grows up being told every day of their life they will amount to nothing and actually end up being something and beats the odds that is amazing. In my eyes the world is such a negative place and having the motivation to succeed is admirable. Being an abused adolescent I grew up mad at the world thinking that men only spoke with their hands.  I had to go through some really hard times at a young age with the rage of a thousand titans  boiling inside me.  I hated the world and ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Bad Luck App

Congratulations to BroMan69420 for winning TTS swag for asking Jayde a question! As you know Tinder and I are not on good terms. I seem to have the worst bloody luck on this damned app.  I am so busy these days I have no other way to meet Mr. Potential, Future Ex-Husband so I continue my quest of swiping right. Anyhow, I met another terrible hookup via Tinder a few weeks ago. I was bored and had some spare time before work so decided to meet this guy named Jay in midtown for some White Russians. We met at this hipster dive in the notoriously flamboyant part of Houston. Jay looked exactly like his photos, minus the llama he was sitting on. He had salt and ...

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Bad Advice With Staci Monroe #5

Howdy Campers! After a week off I am back and ready to answer all of your most pressing concerns. Let’s do this. Image credit: source buzzfeed.com I work for a very small family run business. Our office is a lot bigger than our current needs so in an effort to make money my boss has begun renting out office space to other small businesses or self-employed individuals. One of these people is a sweet, elderly man, a longtime mentor to my boss who is also kind and delightful, always having a story to tell or cookies for us that his wife baked. Here’s the issue, he apparently only rents space from us so he has a place to go to watch porn, because from the ...

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Wondering Mind Of Eva: Happy 4th Of July America!

Photo credit: https://www.instagram.com/ricardojphotography/ Not a pity party just read….. I am not for one second wanting you to think awe poor girl, so if you do stop. I am simply doing something I am passionate about and that is writing. It just so happens that writing is the best way for me to deal with things and to clear my mind. By the time I’m done writing, I will have solved the problem that is weighing heavy on my heart or written it out of my life. I often forget that my looks are something that people see as a threat or a conquest. When men look at me, they think I am a challenge. What man doesn’t love a good chase? I should be ...

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Behind The Taps: Observing The Act Of Courting

Some of the most entertaining interactions to observe as a bartender are people on a date. Not just meeting people at the bar but people who go on dates to the bar.   First off lets examine the characteristics of the serial dater. These are men who bring in several different women into the same bar in typically less than a week. Although it is most often a man, I have also witnessed the female serial dater. The serial dater often isn’t the smoothest motherfucker in the bar, but he is smooth enough to rack up the date numbers. Serial daters are famous at most saloons for hitting on their waitress or bartender. Often the moment his date goes to the bathroom he’s throwing his ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Scoring In Miami

Hello Jayde here. Just back from a writing gig in Los loco Miami. Apparently it was a riot because I came back with a nasty rash all over my body and a fever I have been having the most difficult time getting over. But my stubborn ass refuses to go to the doctor for anything other than a severed limb.  So Miami: The cons. I am severely allergic to high doses of UV rays. This is why I am nocturnal. Well, I decided to sunbathe and fell asleep from the relaxing sounds of the ocean waves and slow blowing breeze. Even under an umbrella I ended up overheating and woke up in the ER from a heat stroke. Needless to say Miami left me with ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Tinder = Love

If you live in the reality of generation XY and are single chances are you have most likely cuddled up by a nice scorching fire with a glass of wine and your trusty mobile device getting ready to swipe right or in my case left. Well, I have been swiping left for months now. Every third blue moon when the tide is high and the apes are mating I will find one match among the triple digits I would like to “court” or at least my pussy would want to sit on. Either which way I have found three in the span of eight months that I have willfully “sat” on. The first two I didn’t get “nasty” so to speak until the fourth or ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Dick Be Nimble

Congratulations to Zander for winning TTS swag for asking Jayde a question! Since relocating back to Houston, TX this past summer I have been whoring around like nobody’s business. If it isn’t one Tinder date failed it is the never ending line of terrible blind dates my mother has been relentlessly setting me up on. I suppose since I will be 28 in less than three weeks my mother is desperate to marry me off to the first rich, fairly mentally stable man she can find. Bloody amazing. Another year and she will be offering a goat, three bags of shillings and her own kitty as some warped form of a dowry. Anyhow……messing around. Yes, I have been dating myself shameless. At the beginning of ...

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Men As Jeans: A Quirky Gals Guide To Finding The Perfect Fit

Ask any woman what it feels like when, after heaving and sucking their stomach in, they walk out of the department store change room, turn to face the poorly lit mirror and realize that they look absolutely amazing in the pair of jeans they’re trying on. In fact, finding the perfect fit is not just a mood booster for many women, it becomes a life-long quest through a challenging gauntlet of cuts, rises, tint and texture. We try on pair after pair to find the holy grail. We lie down on change room the floor to pull up a stove pipe. It makes us hate the fact that we are so goddamned dependent on solid food because our “filthy” eating habit is getting between us ...

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