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Why You Should Defend Your Right To Be Offensive

In his dystopian classic, 1984, famed author, George Orwell, creates a world in which every movement you make, every thought you ponder, your language and account of history is surveyed by the watchful eye of Big Brother. In Oceania any frivolous attempt at expression, liberation, contention is criminalized and curbed by a slew of thought police, television screens and those nearest and dearest to you. Oceania may be fictional but the potential for of us to become citizens of an expressionless state is all but a reality. Our government may not be installing television screens in our homes and a ministry completely dedicated to lobotomizing our desire for freewill may not exist but our thoughts, opinions and ideas are being carefully monitored by the new ...

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Foot Fetishes By The Uncensored Stripper

Ah, the foot fetish guys. I say guys because I don’t think—in all my years in the sex industry—I’ve known a woman who ejaculates from touching a man’s feet; or licking them. Toes in the vagina, maybe, but that’s probably more kink than fetish. There’s a slight difference. I’m not exactly sure what it is, but I think kinks are organic and in the moment, something that turns you on, whereas, fetishes are more serious with regard to the person’s devotion. I understand taboos and sex. I’ve thought about fucking my friend’s significant others when I make myself cum. Sneaking around, doing something we know is bad, or hooking up with them while their wives are passed out in the same bed. But feet aren’t ...

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Key & Peele – Undercover Boss: Funny Videos

Key & Peele – Undercover Boss TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos.  Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Down The Rabbit Hole Vol. 3 – Game of Thrones

Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun. Or not. Actually I’m not sure I ever did. Either way, I’ve been thinking a lot about it. Being young, that is.   Probably too much. I mean, what gives with my back? And I just realized my softball glove is 26 years old. I hate every piece of clothing I own, yet the fucking closet is jam-packed with bright ideas, what-ifs, and wear-somedays. I am this close (THIS CLOSE!) to throwing it all out. I would if I wasn’t so lazy. I really would….. but   You know me– Lazy Bitch     Today I won’t complain about trolls, dusty wood-slat blinds, the disgusting texture of cottage cheese (just to prove I’m not that ...

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Prostitution and Psilocybin: A Hot Mess In Sin City

Holy mother of God, I flew to Las Vegas last night to see my john, “The Texan”. It was our very first rendezvous out of town. We had the craziest night, a definite first in my hooking career. He was so excited to hear that I was newly boyfriend-free, he immediately bought me a plane ticket to meet him in Vegas for a night. He texted me the room number as I landed, and when I arrived at the hotel, there were post-it notes all over with messages for me (he knows I’m a post-it note freak): On the elevator ceiling, down the long hallway and all over the room. Things like “Hello” and “Put your bags here”.  Another note told me to head to ...

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Dennis’s Abrupt Halt–

A Stumbling Otis Original A Mostly True Tale — CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER EDITION We at the Thrill Society are constantly in search of things that dazzle people, ‘thrill’ them if that’s not too obvious. What we really want is to find that spark of excitement that engages YOU, our beloved viewer, to respond by submitting your own THRILLING sliver of the world.   Your voice, your photo, your footage, your words, your music— We think YOU are all THRILLING. Jep Roadie and other rappers have submitted their music videos, Caelia Might submits an almost weekly rant, Chef Danchez does a video cooking show, Crog Tierney submitted photos and video footage of kickass mountain bike riding, the Uncensored Stripper offered a revealing interview, the mysterious Rambling traveler teaches ...

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Vol. 2 – Breakfast of Champions

(Author’s dire warning: This post may confuse the hell out of you if you are one of the millions of lucky bastards who don’t have young children. Perhaps worse, you’re one of those goodie-goodie bang bangs who don’t let their kids watch TV, cartoons or irrelevant silver screen dribble over and over until their little minds are completely and uncompromisingly assimilated into the hive. Fuck you and Nickelodeon! (how did you end up on this goddamn website anyway?) You’ll remember from Vol. 1 that I am, in fact, a LAZY BITCH… Harken back to the dusty blinds and mad Soda Crush skills?? Well… Top definition of Lazy Bitch, according to Urban Dictionary™: Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn’t even ...

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I Lit My Balls On Fire Coach!

A Stumbling Otis Original   We were broke, bored and fifteen. It was the final weekend of a six month long wrestling season, by then we were beyond burnt, body and mind. As a finale to our self-induce torture we would be trapped either on a greyhound bus, a sporting arena, or a motel room for five straight days; who could be surprised this story ultimately can be reduced to a delicate interplay of fire and the groin. High school freshman often struggle to qualify for the state wrestling tournament, competition can be fierce, but in 1988 four gangly frosh boys from the thriving metropolis of Cut Bank, Montana made the cut. I haven’t asked any of these peoples permission to use their name, frankly ...

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September Daily Adult Fact

9/11/15 Despite the fact that all performers are tested every 14 to 30 days, curable STDs are rampant within the industry. There are performers who catch them so often, they have developed a tolerance for the treatment medications. 9/10/15 For every genuine “squirting” scene, there are many, many instances where the girl is actually urinating or we take a break from filming so the actress can fill her vagina with water using a turkey baster. 9/9/15 The majority of women are in porn for the money first, followed closely by the adulation, then the freedom, and then the sex. 9/8/15 Before a scene, female performers have a lot of advanced prep, from doing several enemas (you need to make sure that gigantic cock she’s barely tolerating doesn’t ...

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August Daily Adult Fact

8/28/15 Regarding fantasy, Helen Fisher (“The First Sex,” Ballantine Books, Feb. 2000) says that 71 percent of men and 72 percent of women fantasize while having sex with a partner. Men fantasize about conquest and domination, women about submission and surrender. 8/27/15 There are well over 800 million rentals of adult videotapes and DVDs in video stores across the country, and that’s not 800 guys renting a million tapes each.  8/26/15 Hilton, Marriot, Hyatt, Sheraton and Holiday Inn all offer adult films on in-room pay-per-view television systems. And they are purchased by a whopping 50 percent of their guests, accounting for nearly 70 percent of their in-room profits. One hotel owner said, “We have to have it. Our guests demand it.” 8/25/15 Comcast, the nation’s ...

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August Fun With Similes

8/31/15 She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence. 8/28/15 As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle. 8/27/15 Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock. 8/26/15 Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. 8/25/15 Make like a baby and HEAD out. 8/24/15 Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! … In January! … Out back in the outhouse! 8/21/15 Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. 8/20/15 Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush. 8/19/15 He was flopping like a fish on a line. 8/18/15 I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 8/17/15 I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent ...

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July Daily Adult Fact

7/31/15 Rooster submits: Victorians believed that pornography was only for a select few. While wealthy white men could look at porn safely, other groups of people—including women, minorities, and the working class—were seen as being highly vulnerable to corruption. In fact, when erotic images from Pompeii were discovered, they were shipped in secret to a museum in Naples. 7/30/15 1DolphinFan submits: A survey of Hilton, Marriot, Hyatt, Sheraton, and Holliday Inn hotels found that almost 70% of their room service profits come from porn movies. 7/29/15 Cedar Dan submits: The earliest surviving American film showing intercourse is known today by the title A Grass Sandwich that was shot in New Jersey in 1915. 7/28/15 Aragon submits: It is illegal in Australia (except in two states) ...

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Quirky Quotes – Awe-inspiring statements that will cause you to chuckle!

5/29/15 Roselover submits: Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill 5/28/15 Sturgeon submits: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -Rodney Dangerfield 5/27/15 Tiddy1 submits: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. – Bob Monkhouse 5/26/15 Stormtrooper submits: Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. – Mae West 5/25/15 BradleySmith submits: “Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.  Those things can take ...

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TTS’s Fun With Similes – Spice up your conversations and dazzle your peers!

Watch this video to get the low down TTS’s Fun With Similes! 5/29/15 Sparky submits: As curved as a voluptuous model!  5/28/15 SeahawksFan1 submits: Queer as a bat with sunglasses!   5/27/2015 DorisF submits: Fast as a rocket! 5/26/2015 Bagman6 submits: Dry as dust! 5/25/2015 IceColdGhost submits: Hungry as a wolf!  Congratulations IceColdGhost! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice!   5/22/15 Pigskinfan submits: Naughty as a hooker on lady’s night! Congratulations Pigskinfan! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of your choice! 5/21/15 SallyJean submits: As steep as Louis Vuitton! Congratulations SallyJean! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of ...

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