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Down The Rabbit Hole Vol. 3 – Game of Thrones

Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun. Or not. Actually I’m not sure I ever did. Either way, I’ve been thinking a lot about it. Being young, that is.   Probably too much. I mean, what gives with my back? And I just realized my softball glove is 26 years old. I hate every piece of clothing I own, yet the fucking closet is jam-packed with bright ideas, what-ifs, and wear-somedays. I am this close (THIS CLOSE!) to throwing it all out. I would if I wasn’t so lazy. I really would….. but   You know me– Lazy Bitch     Today I won’t complain about trolls, dusty wood-slat blinds, the disgusting texture of cottage cheese (just to prove I’m not that ...

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Vol. 2 – Breakfast of Champions

(Author’s dire warning: This post may confuse the hell out of you if you are one of the millions of lucky bastards who don’t have young children. Perhaps worse, you’re one of those goodie-goodie bang bangs who don’t let their kids watch TV, cartoons or irrelevant silver screen dribble over and over until their little minds are completely and uncompromisingly assimilated into the hive. Fuck you and Nickelodeon! (how did you end up on this goddamn website anyway?) You’ll remember from Vol. 1 that I am, in fact, a LAZY BITCH… Harken back to the dusty blinds and mad Soda Crush skills?? Well… Top definition of Lazy Bitch, according to Urban Dictionary™: Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn’t even ...

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Down the Rabbit Hole with Caelia Might

 Volume 1- Lazy Bitch You know you’re a lazy bitch when you come to the realization that you, like your ill-disciplined child, casually brush the crumbs from your everyday sweatshirt, cascading them to the already dirty floor.  The realization isn’t that you DID it, but that you DO it all the time. You just never ever mark the action as your own. Pondering this, you look through the window and with that same ‘who would have guessed’ nonchalant surprise, notice the sun-faded yellow, but still-legible R-value stickers from your 2009 window replacement. Now internally curious, you follow the realization thread, and if you were to close your beautiful wooden-slat blinds of the same age, you’d note with growing contempt the thick layer of dust accumulated ...

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Down the Rabbit Hole by Caelia Might

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