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Down The Rabbit Hole Vol. 3 – Game of Thrones

Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun. Or not. Actually I’m not sure I ever did. Either way, I’ve been thinking a lot about it. Being young, that is.   Probably too much. I mean, what gives with my back? And I just realized my softball glove is 26 years old. I hate every piece of clothing I own, yet the fucking closet is jam-packed with bright ideas, what-ifs, and wear-somedays. I am this close (THIS CLOSE!) to throwing it all out. I would if I wasn’t so lazy. I really would….. but   You know me– Lazy Bitch     Today I won’t complain about trolls, dusty wood-slat blinds, the disgusting texture of cottage cheese (just to prove I’m not that ...

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Down the Rabbit Hole with Caelia Might

 Volume 1- Lazy Bitch You know you’re a lazy bitch when you come to the realization that you, like your ill-disciplined child, casually brush the crumbs from your everyday sweatshirt, cascading them to the already dirty floor.  The realization isn’t that you DID it, but that you DO it all the time. You just never ever mark the action as your own. Pondering this, you look through the window and with that same ‘who would have guessed’ nonchalant surprise, notice the sun-faded yellow, but still-legible R-value stickers from your 2009 window replacement. Now internally curious, you follow the realization thread, and if you were to close your beautiful wooden-slat blinds of the same age, you’d note with growing contempt the thick layer of dust accumulated ...

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Damn You Gout!

A Stumbling Otis Original Damn you Gout! An alcoholic’s battle against an affliction that threatens his disease! My old man was a good dude— hard working, light-humored and universally loved, wise and respected but of all the wondrous and life changing things he could have passed down to me…. Things like land with oil, Berkshire Hathaway stock or a 12” dick that dirty prick willed me a bad case of GOUT! Oh gout! Sometimes called gouty arthritis or the “rich man’s disease”; this devil’s lullaby is the accumulation of uric acid in the blood which form razor sharp crystals in the joints. It causes immediate, grotesque swelling and feels like long, lean, red-hot hat pins are being jabbed between the toes though the length of ...

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