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Shit Fit!

A Stumbling Otis Original  This took place a long, long time ago. I was about seven and I had a shit fit, at least that’s what my Dad called it.   A fucking bad day is what I called it. I was a farm boy. I grew up working, that’s why my parents had me; to do shit. After marriage they waited seven years, till the chores piled up, before Ma popped me in the oven. There was a plan, believe me. I was no accident of passion; no awkward, backseat hotshot. Anyway, it was hay season, late summer and hot. August soil thin as dirty flour stuck in every pore. The dry scratch of the dusty air was amplified by wheat chafe; it made ...

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September Fun With Similes

9/11/15 Happy as a tick on a fat puppy dog. 9/10/15 I am as full as a tick. 9/9/15 She’s looks like she has been hit with a Mac Truck full of ugly sticks. 9/8/15 This thread is just slicker than GooseShit. 9/7/15 As nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory. 9/4/15 More confused than a moth on the Las Vegas Strip at midnight… 9/3/15 More frustrated than a gay with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day… 9/2/15 Sweatin’ like a whore in church. 9/1/15 Finer than frog hair split four ways and sanded smooth. Submit your simile in the reply box below. If your simile gets published you will win a TTS logo t-shirt, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and the Don’t Be An ...

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August Fun With Similes

8/31/15 She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence. 8/28/15 As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle. 8/27/15 Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock. 8/26/15 Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. 8/25/15 Make like a baby and HEAD out. 8/24/15 Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! … In January! … Out back in the outhouse! 8/21/15 Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. 8/20/15 Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush. 8/19/15 He was flopping like a fish on a line. 8/18/15 I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 8/17/15 I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent ...

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TTS’s Fun With Similes – Spice up your conversations and dazzle your peers!

Watch this video to get the low down TTS’s Fun With Similes! 5/29/15 Sparky submits: As curved as a voluptuous model!  5/28/15 SeahawksFan1 submits: Queer as a bat with sunglasses!   5/27/2015 DorisF submits: Fast as a rocket! 5/26/2015 Bagman6 submits: Dry as dust! 5/25/2015 IceColdGhost submits: Hungry as a wolf!  Congratulations IceColdGhost! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice!   5/22/15 Pigskinfan submits: Naughty as a hooker on lady’s night! Congratulations Pigskinfan! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of your choice! 5/21/15 SallyJean submits: As steep as Louis Vuitton! Congratulations SallyJean! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of ...

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