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Hilarious Vines: Funny Videos

Hilarious Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Curiously Gay Hotel

A Stumbling Otis Original We were young, poor and had done our very best to pay for our own wedding, so the gift was perfect. The gift was a honeymoon. It came wrapped in a Hallmark envelop from my bride’s father and step-mom. The card said, “This coupon good for three nights on the water in Laguna Beach”. Fucking beautiful, we were tapped out so until then our honeymoon looked like box wine and filthy, bedroom sex. “Filthy, bedroom sex” being a classic double entendre: as our bedroom is typically filthy, and this being our honeymoon….well. Figure it out. We had survived a week of last minute planning, out-of-town visitors, a drug-addled bachelor party (ok that was just me), an intimate “family” only wedding under ...

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Hilarious Animals: Funny Videos

Hilarious Animals TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Fails: Funny Videos

Hilarious Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Animals: Funny Videos

Hilarious Animals TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funny Pranks Compilation: Funny Videos

Funny Pranks Compilation TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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World’s Dumbest 911 Calls: Funny Videos

World’s Dumbest 911 Calls TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Sports Bloopers: Funny Videos

Sports Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Cats: Funny Videos

Hilarious Cats TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Banned Funny Commercials: Funny Videos

Banned Funny Commercials TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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10 Funniest Movie Scenes: Funny Videos

10 Funniest Movie Scenes TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Rules Of Engagement: A.K.A How To Win A Fight!

If you’ve come looking for tips and tricks on how to buffer a knuckle duster blow or a survive a pull and tug of the old cojones in a street ball, you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m about to talk about something dirtier. Much, much dirtier – the good old Facebook rumble. You know how it begins. Some wise-ass has just gotten on the proverbial soap box and posted a status on a hot and heavy topic. An hour later, a stream of comments appear, all embracing various viewpoints and opinions. You want to jump in. You want to become one of the many now going for the jugular but something is holding you back. You don’t want to be that guy. You know, ...

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Comedian Steven Wright: Funny Videos

Comedian Steven Wright TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Action Comedy Movies: Funny Videos

Action Comedy Movies  TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Stupid People Being Stupid: Funny Videos

Stupid People Being Stupid TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Ultimate Hilarious Dogs: Funny Videos

Ultimate Hilarious Dogs TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funniest Game Show Answers Of All Time: Funny Videos

Funniest Game Show Answers Of All Time TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Fails/Wins: Funny Videos

Fails/Wins TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Comedian Owns Heckler: Funny Videos

Comedian Owns Heckler TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!  

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Hilarious Bloopers: Funny Videos

Hilarious Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Vine Funny Sports Fails: Funny Videos

Vine Funny Sports Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Awkward High School Student: Funny Videos

Awkward High School Student TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funny Dogs: Funny Videos

Funny Dogs TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Try Not To Laugh: Funny Videos

Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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News Bloopers: Funny Videos

News Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Top 10 Ben Stiller Movie Moments: Funny Videos

Top 10 Ben Stiller Movie Movie Moments TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Cats Compilation: Funny Videos

Hilarious Cats Compilation TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Pranks: Funny Videos

Hilarious Pranks TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Top 10 Hilarious Will Ferrel Moments: Funny Videos

Top 10 Hilarious Will Ferrel Moments  TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Animals: Funny Videos

Hilarious Animals  TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funniest Shooting Pranks: Funny Videos

Funniest Shooting Pranks TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funniest Videos of 2014: Funny Videos

Funniest Videos of 2014 TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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25 Funny Movie Moments: Funny Videos

25 Funny Movie Moments TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Jim Gaffigan: Funny Videos

Jim Gaffigan TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos.  Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Image credit: “JimGaffiganMay2008” by Justin Hoch. 

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Hilarious Video Clips: Funny Videos

Hilarious Video Clips TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Photographer Fails: Funny Videos

Photographer Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended: Funny Videos

How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: demiandproud.wordpress.com Background image credit: kirakarlstrom.com

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Best Sports Fails Of 2015: Funny Videos

Best Sports Fails Of 2015 TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Obama Calls Trump For Advice: Funny Videos

Obama Calls Trump For Advice TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: www.ew.com Background image credit: www.usmagazine.com

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Top 10 Funny Movie Fights: Funny Videos

Top 10 Funny Movie Fights TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Top 100 Funny Animal Vines: Funny Videos

Top 100 Funny Animal Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Sports Bloopers: Funny Videos

Sports Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Denis Leary – Asshole: Funny Videos

Denis Leary – Asshole TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: youtube.com Background image credit: “Denis Leary at ATX TV Festival 2015” by Dominick D

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A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL: Funny Videos

A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Owls: Funny Videos

Hilarious Owls TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Best Fails: Funny Videos

Best Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Step Brothers Quotes: Funny Videos

Step Brothers Quotes TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: “Will Ferrell LF adjusted” by derivative work: Tabercil Background image credit: “JohnCReillyJune09” by Asim Bharwani.

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The Struggle Is Real: Funny Videos

The Struggle Is Real TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Try Not To Laugh: Funny Videos

Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Cats: Funny Videos

Hilarious Cats TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Try Not To Laugh: Funny Videos

Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Get Hard – Bloopers: Funny Videos

Get Hard – Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: “Get Hard film poster” by Source (WP:NFCC#4). Background image credit: “Will Ferrell 2013” by Eva RinaldiUploaded by WikiCelebs – Will Ferrell.

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Best Funny Dog Vines: Funny Videos

Best Funny Dog Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Damn You Gout!

A Stumbling Otis Original Damn you Gout! An alcoholic’s battle against an affliction that threatens his disease! My old man was a good dude— hard working, light-humored and universally loved, wise and respected but of all the wondrous and life changing things he could have passed down to me…. Things like land with oil, Berkshire Hathaway stock or a 12” dick that dirty prick willed me a bad case of GOUT! Oh gout! Sometimes called gouty arthritis or the “rich man’s disease”; this devil’s lullaby is the accumulation of uric acid in the blood which form razor sharp crystals in the joints. It causes immediate, grotesque swelling and feels like long, lean, red-hot hat pins are being jabbed between the toes though the length of ...

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September Daily Adult Fact

9/11/15 Despite the fact that all performers are tested every 14 to 30 days, curable STDs are rampant within the industry. There are performers who catch them so often, they have developed a tolerance for the treatment medications. 9/10/15 For every genuine “squirting” scene, there are many, many instances where the girl is actually urinating or we take a break from filming so the actress can fill her vagina with water using a turkey baster. 9/9/15 The majority of women are in porn for the money first, followed closely by the adulation, then the freedom, and then the sex. 9/8/15 Before a scene, female performers have a lot of advanced prep, from doing several enemas (you need to make sure that gigantic cock she’s barely tolerating doesn’t ...

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September Quirky Quotes

9/18/15 I don’t have to try to be a sex bomb, I am one! – Kylie Minogue 9/17/15 Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. – Borat 9/16/15 If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. – Pablo Picasso  9/15/15 Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. – Albert Einstein 9/14/15 It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. – Marilyn Monroe  9/11/15 I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Alva Edison 9/10/15 The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. ...

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August Fun With Similes

8/31/15 She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence. 8/28/15 As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle. 8/27/15 Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock. 8/26/15 Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. 8/25/15 Make like a baby and HEAD out. 8/24/15 Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! … In January! … Out back in the outhouse! 8/21/15 Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. 8/20/15 Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush. 8/19/15 He was flopping like a fish on a line. 8/18/15 I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 8/17/15 I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent ...

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August Quirky Quotes

8/28/15 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain 8/27/15 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley 8/26/15 I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. Carl Sandburg 8/25/15 A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford 8/24/15 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey  8/21/15  Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra 8/20/15 I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. Frank Lloyd Wright 8/19/15 The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. ...

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August Dirty Jokes

8/31/15 A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says “You’re the biggest man I have ever seen”. The man nods his head, and replies ” I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I’m Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, “I said I’m 6 – 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around? 8/28/15 A husband comes home to find his ...

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July Dirty Jokes

7/31/15 Pat Grownawski submits:  Once a nun was taking a bath when someone knocked on the door, “Who is it?” ” It’s the blind man, can I come in?” She decides to let him, “Okay” she says, he walked in and says: “Nice tits, now where do you want me to hang the blind?” 7/30/15 Milton submits: A dicks life is sad His hair is a mess His neighbour is an asshole His best friend is a pussy His family are nuts 7/29/15 Go Navy submits: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.   7/28/15 DaBears submits: Relationships used to be X’s an O’s , now its just Exes and Hoes… 7/27/15 Kurt Smith ...

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July Fun With Similes

7/31/15 Harry Potter submits: Hotter’n two rats f***ing in a wool sock. 7/30/15 Bone Collector submits: Grinning like a jackass eating briars. 7/29/15 Mike Steen submits: She has an ass like  two pigs fighting in blanket. 7/28/15 High Wizard submits: She’s got the memory of an elephant and twice as ugly. 7/27/15 Turd submits: As ugly as a hatful of assholes. 7/24/15 Symone submits: Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion 7/23/15 Charger submits: Women are like Parking Spots… All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 7/22/15 _Cat submits: Dogs are like Government Bonds. They take too long to mature. 7/21/15 Samwell submits: Young girls are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 7/20/15 ToreyLane ...

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July Quirky Quotes

7/31/15 Sally Perkins submits: Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!  Groucho Marx 7/30/15 23_Dug submits: When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West 7/29/15 SeeBee submits: Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”  Groucho Marx 7/28/15 Donner Todd submits: If a man does his best, what else is there? General George S. Patton 7/27/15 Cecile submits: The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.  Bertrand Russell 7/24/15 IceColdKilla submits: I don’t care what is written about ...

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Quirky Quotes – Awe-inspiring statements that will cause you to chuckle!

5/29/15 Roselover submits: Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill 5/28/15 Sturgeon submits: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -Rodney Dangerfield 5/27/15 Tiddy1 submits: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. – Bob Monkhouse 5/26/15 Stormtrooper submits: Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. – Mae West 5/25/15 BradleySmith submits: “Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.  Those things can take ...

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