Tom
15 days ago
Blog, Funny Videos
The Struggle Is Real TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
March 9, 2018
Blog, Funny Videos
Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
January 19, 2018
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Cats TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
December 19, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
November 22, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Get Hard Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: “Get Hard film poster” by Source (WP:NFCC#4). Background image credit: “Will Ferrell 2013” by Eva RinaldiUploaded by WikiCelebs – Will Ferrell.
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Tom
October 25, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Best Funny Dog Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
August 30, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
August 29, 2017
Blog, Entertainment
A Stumbling Otis Original We were young, poor and had done our very best to pay for our own wedding, so the gift was perfect. The gift was a honeymoon. It came wrapped in a Hallmark envelop from my bride’s father and step-mom. The card said, “This coupon good for three nights on the water in Laguna Beach”. Fucking beautiful, we were tapped out so until then our honeymoon looked like box wine and filthy, bedroom sex. “Filthy, bedroom sex” being a classic double entendre: as our bedroom is typically filthy, and this being our honeymoon….well. Figure it out. We had survived a week of last minute planning, out-of-town visitors, a drug-addled bachelor party (ok that was just me), an intimate “family” only wedding under ...
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Tom
July 5, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Animals TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
May 18, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 30, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Animals TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 15, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Funny Pranks Compilation TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 3, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
World’s Dumbest 911 Calls TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
March 24, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Sports Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
March 19, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Cats TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
March 13, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Banned Funny Commercials TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
February 24, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
10 Funniest Movie Scenes TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
February 17, 2017
Blog, Entertainment
If you’ve come looking for tips and tricks on how to buffer a knuckle duster blow or a survive a pull and tug of the old cojones in a street ball, you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m about to talk about something dirtier. Much, much dirtier – the good old Facebook rumble. You know how it begins. Some wise-ass has just gotten on the proverbial soap box and posted a status on a hot and heavy topic. An hour later, a stream of comments appear, all embracing various viewpoints and opinions. You want to jump in. You want to become one of the many now going for the jugular but something is holding you back. You don’t want to be that guy. You know, ...
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Tom
February 14, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Comedian Steven Wright TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
February 5, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Action Comedy Movies TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
January 28, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Stupid People Being Stupid TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
January 22, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Ultimate Hilarious Dogs TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
January 8, 2017
Blog, Funny Videos
Funniest Game Show Answers Of All Time TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
January 1, 2017
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Fails/Wins TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
December 18, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Comedian Owns Heckler TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
November 15, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
November 6, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Vine Funny Sports Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
October 30, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Awkward High School Student TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
October 23, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Funny Dogs TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
October 16, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
October 9, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
News Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
October 4, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Top 10 Ben Stiller Movie Movie Moments TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
September 25, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Cats Compilation TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
September 18, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Pranks TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
September 11, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Top 10 Hilarious Will Ferrel Moments TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
September 5, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Hilarious Animals TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
August 21, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Funniest Shooting Pranks TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
August 14, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Funniest Videos of 2014 TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
July 22, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
25 Funny Movie Moments TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
June 12, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Jim Gaffigan TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Image credit: “JimGaffiganMay2008” by Justin Hoch.
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Tom
May 26, 2016
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Hilarious Video Clips TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
May 20, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Photographer Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
May 15, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: demiandproud.wordpress.com Background image credit: kirakarlstrom.com
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Tom
May 12, 2016
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Best Sports Fails Of 2015 TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
May 8, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Obama Calls Trump For Advice TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: www.ew.com Background image credit: www.usmagazine.com
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Tom
May 5, 2016
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Top 10 Funny Movie Fights TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 28, 2016
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Top 100 Funny Animal Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 23, 2016
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Sports Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 22, 2016
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Denis Leary – Asshole TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: youtube.com Background image credit: “Denis Leary at ATX TV Festival 2015” by Dominick D
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Tom
April 17, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 14, 2016
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Hilarious Owls TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 10, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Best Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!
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Tom
April 8, 2016
Blog, Funny Videos
Step Brothers Quotes TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: “Will Ferrell LF adjusted” by derivative work: Tabercil Background image credit: “JohnCReillyJune09” by Asim Bharwani.
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Tom
January 10, 2016
Blog, Entertainment
A Stumbling Otis Original Damn you Gout! An alcoholic’s battle against an affliction that threatens his disease! My old man was a good dude— hard working, light-humored and universally loved, wise and respected but of all the wondrous and life changing things he could have passed down to me…. Things like land with oil, Berkshire Hathaway stock or a 12” dick that dirty prick willed me a bad case of GOUT! Oh gout! Sometimes called gouty arthritis or the “rich man’s disease”; this devil’s lullaby is the accumulation of uric acid in the blood which form razor sharp crystals in the joints. It causes immediate, grotesque swelling and feels like long, lean, red-hot hat pins are being jabbed between the toes though the length of ...
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Tom
September 5, 2015
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9/11/15 Despite the fact that all performers are tested every 14 to 30 days, curable STDs are rampant within the industry. There are performers who catch them so often, they have developed a tolerance for the treatment medications. 9/10/15 For every genuine “squirting” scene, there are many, many instances where the girl is actually urinating or we take a break from filming so the actress can fill her vagina with water using a turkey baster. 9/9/15 The majority of women are in porn for the money first, followed closely by the adulation, then the freedom, and then the sex. 9/8/15 Before a scene, female performers have a lot of advanced prep, from doing several enemas (you need to make sure that gigantic cock she’s barely tolerating doesn’t ...
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Tom
September 4, 2015
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9/18/15 I don’t have to try to be a sex bomb, I am one! – Kylie Minogue 9/17/15 Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. – Borat 9/16/15 If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. – Pablo Picasso 9/15/15 Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. – Albert Einstein 9/14/15 It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. – Marilyn Monroe 9/11/15 I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Alva Edison 9/10/15 The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. ...
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Tom
August 5, 2015
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8/31/15 She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence. 8/28/15 As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle. 8/27/15 Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock. 8/26/15 Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. 8/25/15 Make like a baby and HEAD out. 8/24/15 Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! … In January! … Out back in the outhouse! 8/21/15 Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. 8/20/15 Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush. 8/19/15 He was flopping like a fish on a line. 8/18/15 I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 8/17/15 I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent ...
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Tom
August 5, 2015
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8/28/15 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain 8/27/15 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley 8/26/15 I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. Carl Sandburg 8/25/15 A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford 8/24/15 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey 8/21/15 Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra 8/20/15 I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. Frank Lloyd Wright 8/19/15 The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. ...
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Tom
August 5, 2015
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8/31/15 A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says “You’re the biggest man I have ever seen”. The man nods his head, and replies ” I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I’m Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, “I said I’m 6 – 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around? 8/28/15 A husband comes home to find his ...
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Tom
July 2, 2015
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7/31/15 Pat Grownawski submits: Once a nun was taking a bath when someone knocked on the door, “Who is it?” ” It’s the blind man, can I come in?” She decides to let him, “Okay” she says, he walked in and says: “Nice tits, now where do you want me to hang the blind?” 7/30/15 Milton submits: A dicks life is sad His hair is a mess His neighbour is an asshole His best friend is a pussy His family are nuts 7/29/15 Go Navy submits: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number. 7/28/15 DaBears submits: Relationships used to be X’s an O’s , now its just Exes and Hoes… 7/27/15 Kurt Smith ...
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Tom
July 2, 2015
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7/31/15 Harry Potter submits: Hotter’n two rats f***ing in a wool sock. 7/30/15 Bone Collector submits: Grinning like a jackass eating briars. 7/29/15 Mike Steen submits: She has an ass like two pigs fighting in blanket. 7/28/15 High Wizard submits: She’s got the memory of an elephant and twice as ugly. 7/27/15 Turd submits: As ugly as a hatful of assholes. 7/24/15 Symone submits: Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion 7/23/15 Charger submits: Women are like Parking Spots… All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 7/22/15 _Cat submits: Dogs are like Government Bonds. They take too long to mature. 7/21/15 Samwell submits: Young girls are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 7/20/15 ToreyLane ...
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Tom
July 2, 2015
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7/31/15 Sally Perkins submits: Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet! Groucho Marx 7/30/15 23_Dug submits: When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West 7/29/15 SeeBee submits: Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.” Groucho Marx 7/28/15 Donner Todd submits: If a man does his best, what else is there? General George S. Patton 7/27/15 Cecile submits: The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell 7/24/15 IceColdKilla submits: I don’t care what is written about ...
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Tom
May 26, 2015
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5/29/15 Roselover submits: Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill 5/28/15 Sturgeon submits: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -Rodney Dangerfield 5/27/15 Tiddy1 submits: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. – Bob Monkhouse 5/26/15 Stormtrooper submits: Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. – Mae West 5/25/15 BradleySmith submits: “Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take ...
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