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Why You Should Defend Your Right To Be Offensive

In his dystopian classic, 1984, famed author, George Orwell, creates a world in which every movement you make, every thought you ponder, your language and account of history is surveyed by the watchful eye of Big Brother. In Oceania any frivolous attempt at expression, liberation, contention is criminalized and curbed by a slew of thought police, television screens and those nearest and dearest to you. Oceania may be fictional but the potential for of us to become citizens of an expressionless state is all but a reality. Our government may not be installing television screens in our homes and a ministry completely dedicated to lobotomizing our desire for freewill may not exist but our thoughts, opinions and ideas are being carefully monitored by the new ...

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Jim Gaffigan: Funny Videos

Jim Gaffigan TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos.  Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Image credit: “JimGaffiganMay2008” by Justin Hoch. 

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Key & Peele – Undercover Boss: Funny Videos

Key & Peele – Undercover Boss TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos.  Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Video Clips: Funny Videos

Hilarious Video Clips TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Photographer Fails: Funny Videos

Photographer Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended: Funny Videos

How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: demiandproud.wordpress.com Background image credit: kirakarlstrom.com

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Best Sports Fails Of 2015: Funny Videos

Best Sports Fails Of 2015 TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Top 10 Funny Movie Fights: Funny Videos

Top 10 Funny Movie Fights TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Top 100 Funny Animal Vines: Funny Videos

Top 100 Funny Animal Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Sports Bloopers: Funny Videos

Sports Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Denis Leary – Asshole: Funny Videos

Denis Leary – Asshole TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: youtube.com Background image credit: “Denis Leary at ATX TV Festival 2015” by Dominick D

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A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL: Funny Videos

A Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Owls: Funny Videos

Hilarious Owls TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Best Fails: Funny Videos

Best Fails TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Step Brothers Quotes: Funny Videos

Step Brothers Quotes TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: “Will Ferrell LF adjusted” by derivative work: Tabercil Background image credit: “JohnCReillyJune09” by Asim Bharwani.

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Try Not To Laugh: Funny Videos

Try Not To Laugh TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Get Hard – Bloopers: Funny Videos

Get Hard – Bloopers TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: “Get Hard film poster” by Source (WP:NFCC#4). Background image credit: “Will Ferrell 2013” by Eva RinaldiUploaded by WikiCelebs – Will Ferrell.

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Heaven, Hell, and the Dead!

A Stumbling Otis Original In May of 1995 the Grateful Dead played their last show in Las Vegas, Nevada. Four months later Jerry Garcia would die of a suspected cocaine-induced heart attack. Though the legacy echoes on, the death of Jerry Garcia was essentially the coffin nail to one of the greatest phenomenon of modern human history. Quite literally this tiny handful of hippie musicians tapped into an energy unrivaled and spurned a migration only comparable to the wildebeest herds of the Serengeti; this isn’t spinnerhead bullshit, the numbers are simply that large. Listen, you don’t have to like the Dead, you don’t have to get the Dead but despite your personal visions of the cosmic, everyone should respect the Grateful Dead. They earned it. ...

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Vol. 2 – Breakfast of Champions

(Author’s dire warning: This post may confuse the hell out of you if you are one of the millions of lucky bastards who don’t have young children. Perhaps worse, you’re one of those goodie-goodie bang bangs who don’t let their kids watch TV, cartoons or irrelevant silver screen dribble over and over until their little minds are completely and uncompromisingly assimilated into the hive. Fuck you and Nickelodeon! (how did you end up on this goddamn website anyway?) You’ll remember from Vol. 1 that I am, in fact, a LAZY BITCH… Harken back to the dusty blinds and mad Soda Crush skills?? Well… Top definition of Lazy Bitch, according to Urban Dictionary™: Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn’t even ...

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I Lit My Balls On Fire Coach!

A Stumbling Otis Original   We were broke, bored and fifteen. It was the final weekend of a six month long wrestling season, by then we were beyond burnt, body and mind. As a finale to our self-induce torture we would be trapped either on a greyhound bus, a sporting arena, or a motel room for five straight days; who could be surprised this story ultimately can be reduced to a delicate interplay of fire and the groin. High school freshman often struggle to qualify for the state wrestling tournament, competition can be fierce, but in 1988 four gangly frosh boys from the thriving metropolis of Cut Bank, Montana made the cut. I haven’t asked any of these peoples permission to use their name, frankly ...

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So We Egged A Porn Shop!

This weeks Mostly True Tales submission winner is Stumbling Otis Find him on Instagram at @grandreopening for tons of great pics and prose  In the early 90’s there was a quaint little porn shack on the main drag in Kalispell, Montana. It was nondescript in a way typical for a boutiques of its type. The building looked to be a converted old house, slightly ramshackle and in need of a hug. The windows were painted over white to shield the Flathead’s citizenry from forced acknowledgment of their inherent horniness. Little more than a window placard and a slightly embarrassed, glowing OPEN sign advertised its invitation for commerce. There was no official parking lot, the front door swung directly onto the narrow sidewalk, almost past the ...

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Shit Fit!

A Stumbling Otis Original  This took place a long, long time ago. I was about seven and I had a shit fit, at least that’s what my Dad called it.   A fucking bad day is what I called it. I was a farm boy. I grew up working, that’s why my parents had me; to do shit. After marriage they waited seven years, till the chores piled up, before Ma popped me in the oven. There was a plan, believe me. I was no accident of passion; no awkward, backseat hotshot. Anyway, it was hay season, late summer and hot. August soil thin as dirty flour stuck in every pore. The dry scratch of the dusty air was amplified by wheat chafe; it made ...

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September Daily Adult Fact

9/11/15 Despite the fact that all performers are tested every 14 to 30 days, curable STDs are rampant within the industry. There are performers who catch them so often, they have developed a tolerance for the treatment medications. 9/10/15 For every genuine “squirting” scene, there are many, many instances where the girl is actually urinating or we take a break from filming so the actress can fill her vagina with water using a turkey baster. 9/9/15 The majority of women are in porn for the money first, followed closely by the adulation, then the freedom, and then the sex. 9/8/15 Before a scene, female performers have a lot of advanced prep, from doing several enemas (you need to make sure that gigantic cock she’s barely tolerating doesn’t ...

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September Fun With Similes

9/11/15 Happy as a tick on a fat puppy dog. 9/10/15 I am as full as a tick. 9/9/15 She’s looks like she has been hit with a Mac Truck full of ugly sticks. 9/8/15 This thread is just slicker than GooseShit. 9/7/15 As nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory. 9/4/15 More confused than a moth on the Las Vegas Strip at midnight… 9/3/15 More frustrated than a gay with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day… 9/2/15 Sweatin’ like a whore in church. 9/1/15 Finer than frog hair split four ways and sanded smooth. Submit your simile in the reply box below. If your simile gets published you will win a TTS logo t-shirt, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and the Don’t Be An ...

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August Fun With Similes

8/31/15 She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence. 8/28/15 As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle. 8/27/15 Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock. 8/26/15 Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. 8/25/15 Make like a baby and HEAD out. 8/24/15 Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! … In January! … Out back in the outhouse! 8/21/15 Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. 8/20/15 Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush. 8/19/15 He was flopping like a fish on a line. 8/18/15 I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 8/17/15 I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent ...

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August Quirky Quotes

8/28/15 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain 8/27/15 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley 8/26/15 I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. Carl Sandburg 8/25/15 A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford 8/24/15 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey  8/21/15  Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra 8/20/15 I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. Frank Lloyd Wright 8/19/15 The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. ...

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August Dirty Jokes

8/31/15 A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says “You’re the biggest man I have ever seen”. The man nods his head, and replies ” I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I’m Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, “I said I’m 6 – 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around? 8/28/15 A husband comes home to find his ...

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July Dirty Jokes

7/31/15 Pat Grownawski submits:  Once a nun was taking a bath when someone knocked on the door, “Who is it?” ” It’s the blind man, can I come in?” She decides to let him, “Okay” she says, he walked in and says: “Nice tits, now where do you want me to hang the blind?” 7/30/15 Milton submits: A dicks life is sad His hair is a mess His neighbour is an asshole His best friend is a pussy His family are nuts 7/29/15 Go Navy submits: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.   7/28/15 DaBears submits: Relationships used to be X’s an O’s , now its just Exes and Hoes… 7/27/15 Kurt Smith ...

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July Fun With Similes

7/31/15 Harry Potter submits: Hotter’n two rats f***ing in a wool sock. 7/30/15 Bone Collector submits: Grinning like a jackass eating briars. 7/29/15 Mike Steen submits: She has an ass like  two pigs fighting in blanket. 7/28/15 High Wizard submits: She’s got the memory of an elephant and twice as ugly. 7/27/15 Turd submits: As ugly as a hatful of assholes. 7/24/15 Symone submits: Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion 7/23/15 Charger submits: Women are like Parking Spots… All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 7/22/15 _Cat submits: Dogs are like Government Bonds. They take too long to mature. 7/21/15 Samwell submits: Young girls are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 7/20/15 ToreyLane ...

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July Quirky Quotes

7/31/15 Sally Perkins submits: Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!  Groucho Marx 7/30/15 23_Dug submits: When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West 7/29/15 SeeBee submits: Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”  Groucho Marx 7/28/15 Donner Todd submits: If a man does his best, what else is there? General George S. Patton 7/27/15 Cecile submits: The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.  Bertrand Russell 7/24/15 IceColdKilla submits: I don’t care what is written about ...

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Pepe The Condom Eating Chihuahua

Now before we meet Pepe the condom eating Chihuahua let’s meet Jill, Pepe’s owner. However, before we meet Jill let’s meet Nancy because the story really starts with her. Everyone’s name has been changed to protect the innocent except for Pepe, who is an Ahole and if you ever meet Pepe please take two fast steps and punt him at least 10 feet into the air for me. Would you please? So after a PBR fueled evening I managed to secure Nancy’s digits with the promise to meet in a couple of days for more cocktails. It was going to take that long to get over the pending hangover. Just as sure as swallows returning to Capistrano a couple of days later I am stroking ...

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June Fun with Similes

6/30/15 SmokePit submits: I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 6/29/15 YvonneSmith submits: Busier than a one-legged man in a @ss kicking contest. 6/26/15 DolphinRider submits: I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of color-blind hedgehogs… in a bag. 6/25/15 KatieRuff submits: I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 6/24/15 65Packes submits: Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest. 6/23/15 Nemo submits: I’m as bored as a slut on her period. 6/22/15 Cotti submits: Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.   6/19/15 Sunny submits: His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without ...

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Quirky Quotes – Awe-inspiring statements that will cause you to chuckle!

5/29/15 Roselover submits: Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill 5/28/15 Sturgeon submits: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -Rodney Dangerfield 5/27/15 Tiddy1 submits: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. – Bob Monkhouse 5/26/15 Stormtrooper submits: Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. – Mae West 5/25/15 BradleySmith submits: “Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.  Those things can take ...

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Naughty Poems

  Watch this video to get the lowdown on Naughty Poems! GordySmith submits: Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, “Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty. So why not pull down your pants and give me some booty.” ReaderTed submits:  Jack and Jill went up the hill And did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped And now they have a daughter Ceezman submits: Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you. Sven Boernson submits: A strapping young pirate named Bates once tried to disco on skates. He fell on ...

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TTS Dirty Jokes – Daily adult themed jokes to make you giggle!

5/29/15 jasonf submits: Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply 5/28/15 FunnyBunny submits: Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say “don’t” and if he touches your pussy say “stop”? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “don’t stop” 5/27/15 Apple897 submits: A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 5/26/15 Trondle submits: Little Peter asks his father one day, “Daddy, how was I born?” His father replies, “Ah, Peter my son, I guess one day you’ll need to find out anyway so let me tell you how. Well, you see, your mother and I first got together in a chat room ...

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TTS’s Fun With Similes – Spice up your conversations and dazzle your peers!

Watch this video to get the low down TTS’s Fun With Similes! 5/29/15 Sparky submits: As curved as a voluptuous model!  5/28/15 SeahawksFan1 submits: Queer as a bat with sunglasses!   5/27/2015 DorisF submits: Fast as a rocket! 5/26/2015 Bagman6 submits: Dry as dust! 5/25/2015 IceColdGhost submits: Hungry as a wolf!  Congratulations IceColdGhost! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice!   5/22/15 Pigskinfan submits: Naughty as a hooker on lady’s night! Congratulations Pigskinfan! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of your choice! 5/21/15 SallyJean submits: As steep as Louis Vuitton! Congratulations SallyJean! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of ...

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