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Wondering Mind Of Eva: Love My Haters And Puppies

    Thought this was funny to come across on the web. I never thought about it.  So Funny To Think I Branded Myself and I Am Actually Doing Something Right. When someone grows up being told every day of their life they will amount to nothing and actually end up being something and beats the odds that is amazing. In my eyes the world is such a negative place and having the motivation to succeed is admirable. Being an abused adolescent I grew up mad at the world thinking that men only spoke with their hands.  I had to go through some really hard times at a young age with the rage of a thousand titans  boiling inside me.  I hated the world and ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Bad Luck App

Congratulations to BroMan69420 for winning TTS swag for asking Jayde a question! As you know Tinder and I are not on good terms. I seem to have the worst bloody luck on this damned app.  I am so busy these days I have no other way to meet Mr. Potential, Future Ex-Husband so I continue my quest of swiping right. Anyhow, I met another terrible hookup via Tinder a few weeks ago. I was bored and had some spare time before work so decided to meet this guy named Jay in midtown for some White Russians. We met at this hipster dive in the notoriously flamboyant part of Houston. Jay looked exactly like his photos, minus the llama he was sitting on. He had salt and ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Scoring In Miami

Hello Jayde here. Just back from a writing gig in Los loco Miami. Apparently it was a riot because I came back with a nasty rash all over my body and a fever I have been having the most difficult time getting over. But my stubborn ass refuses to go to the doctor for anything other than a severed limb.  So Miami: The cons. I am severely allergic to high doses of UV rays. This is why I am nocturnal. Well, I decided to sunbathe and fell asleep from the relaxing sounds of the ocean waves and slow blowing breeze. Even under an umbrella I ended up overheating and woke up in the ER from a heat stroke. Needless to say Miami left me with ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Tinder = Love

If you live in the reality of generation XY and are single chances are you have most likely cuddled up by a nice scorching fire with a glass of wine and your trusty mobile device getting ready to swipe right or in my case left. Well, I have been swiping left for months now. Every third blue moon when the tide is high and the apes are mating I will find one match among the triple digits I would like to “court” or at least my pussy would want to sit on. Either which way I have found three in the span of eight months that I have willfully “sat” on. The first two I didn’t get “nasty” so to speak until the fourth or ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Dick Be Nimble

Congratulations to Zander for winning TTS swag for asking Jayde a question! Since relocating back to Houston, TX this past summer I have been whoring around like nobody’s business. If it isn’t one Tinder date failed it is the never ending line of terrible blind dates my mother has been relentlessly setting me up on. I suppose since I will be 28 in less than three weeks my mother is desperate to marry me off to the first rich, fairly mentally stable man she can find. Bloody amazing. Another year and she will be offering a goat, three bags of shillings and her own kitty as some warped form of a dowry. Anyhow……messing around. Yes, I have been dating myself shameless. At the beginning of ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Blame It On Yoga

As a beginner yoga patron muscles in my shoulders, neck, as well as my lower back were tense and sore from all the strenuous stretching. By day three of yoga I was really, really sore.  I decided to call it a night and just masturbate myself into a blitz. I had to catch an early morning flight to Chicago for work. I got through my first orgasm fairly quickly as I hadn’t rubbed one out in quite sometime (two days).  I wasn’t satisfied. I decided to switch up the porn to something more DPish.  I had one hand grasping my phone\porn and the other down in my nether regions. Before I dove into mission O2 I repositioned my neck. Well this was about the most ...

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Adventures With Jayde: Catfished

Jayde here. I decided to give Tinder another whirl and swiped right on this “nice” boy in Duncan, OK when I was visiting my sister during the fourth of July holiday week. Possibly the worst idea ever. Screw you Tinder. Anyhow, the story goes T and I got to know each other for a month before I decided to take a trip back to OK to visit him. He was this amazing investigator for the town he lived in. He lived off the golf course in the nicer part of town. He was tall, handsome, twenty-nine with a stable career and life. After all, this was something I always felt I needed…..right? Bloody wrong! The entire trip was a flippin nightmare!! Not only was I ...

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