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Funny Pranks Compilation: Funny Videos

Funny Pranks Compilation TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funniest Shooting Pranks: Funny Videos

Funniest Shooting Pranks TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Jim Gaffigan: Funny Videos

Jim Gaffigan TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos.  Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Image credit: “JimGaffiganMay2008” by Justin Hoch. 

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Key & Peele – Undercover Boss: Funny Videos

Key & Peele – Undercover Boss TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos.  Enjoy! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Hilarious Vines: Funny Videos

Hilarious Vines TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Funny Videos: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

TTS staff members comb the internet looking for funny videos. Enjoy! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt! Header image credit: SNL YouTube video

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September Dirty Jokes

9/11/15 Q: Why do men masturbate?  A: It’s sex with someone they love. 9/10/15 “Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honor.” the husband said “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself!”. 9/9/15 There are four kinds of sex :  HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.  BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.  HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say ...

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August Fun With Similes

8/31/15 She’s so buck toothed she could eat watermelon through a picket fence. 8/28/15 As useless as hen sh!t on a water pump handle. 8/27/15 Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock. 8/26/15 Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. 8/25/15 Make like a baby and HEAD out. 8/24/15 Colder that a brass toilet seat in the Yukon! … In January! … Out back in the outhouse! 8/21/15 Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. 8/20/15 Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush. 8/19/15 He was flopping like a fish on a line. 8/18/15 I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 8/17/15 I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent ...

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August Dirty Jokes

8/31/15 A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says “You’re the biggest man I have ever seen”. The man nods his head, and replies ” I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I’m Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, “I said I’m 6 – 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around? 8/28/15 A husband comes home to find his ...

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July Dirty Jokes

7/31/15 Pat Grownawski submits:  Once a nun was taking a bath when someone knocked on the door, “Who is it?” ” It’s the blind man, can I come in?” She decides to let him, “Okay” she says, he walked in and says: “Nice tits, now where do you want me to hang the blind?” 7/30/15 Milton submits: A dicks life is sad His hair is a mess His neighbour is an asshole His best friend is a pussy His family are nuts 7/29/15 Go Navy submits: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.   7/28/15 DaBears submits: Relationships used to be X’s an O’s , now its just Exes and Hoes… 7/27/15 Kurt Smith ...

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June Fun with Similes

6/30/15 SmokePit submits: I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 6/29/15 YvonneSmith submits: Busier than a one-legged man in a @ss kicking contest. 6/26/15 DolphinRider submits: I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of color-blind hedgehogs… in a bag. 6/25/15 KatieRuff submits: I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 6/24/15 65Packes submits: Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest. 6/23/15 Nemo submits: I’m as bored as a slut on her period. 6/22/15 Cotti submits: Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.   6/19/15 Sunny submits: His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without ...

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June Dirty Jokes

6/30/15 Reeceman submits: Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his cock! 6/29/15 ZooZoo submits: Q: If the world is a Jacket where do poor people live? A: In the hood. 6/26/15 Sookey submits: Q: What do you call a vagina on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. 6/25/15 ReedPoint submits: Q: What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? A: Gum 6/24/15 Rumor submits: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it. 6/23/15 ManceRaider submits: Why can’t blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. 6/22/15 RoryFan submits: What’s worse than waking up at a party ...

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TTS Dirty Jokes – Daily adult themed jokes to make you giggle!

5/29/15 jasonf submits: Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply 5/28/15 FunnyBunny submits: Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say “don’t” and if he touches your pussy say “stop”? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “don’t stop” 5/27/15 Apple897 submits: A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 5/26/15 Trondle submits: Little Peter asks his father one day, “Daddy, how was I born?” His father replies, “Ah, Peter my son, I guess one day you’ll need to find out anyway so let me tell you how. Well, you see, your mother and I first got together in a chat room ...

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