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September Quirky Quotes

9/18/15 I don’t have to try to be a sex bomb, I am one! – Kylie Minogue 9/17/15 Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. – Borat 9/16/15 If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. – Pablo Picasso  9/15/15 Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. – Albert Einstein 9/14/15 It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. – Marilyn Monroe  9/11/15 I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Alva Edison 9/10/15 The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. ...

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August Quirky Quotes

8/28/15 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain 8/27/15 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley 8/26/15 I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. Carl Sandburg 8/25/15 A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford 8/24/15 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey  8/21/15  Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra 8/20/15 I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. Frank Lloyd Wright 8/19/15 The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. ...

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June Quirky Quotes.

6/30/15 RoyceRolls submits: If my uniform doesn’t get dirty, I haven’t done anything in the baseball game. -Rickey Henderson 6/29/15 Zipperhead submits: All I’m trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me. -Tupac Shakur 6/26/15 GeorgeP submits: Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, your in. -Richard Jeni 6/25/15 HennyPenny submits: My birth control now is leaving the lights on. -Joan Rivers 6/24/15 Cube_Man submits: Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. – Matt Groening 6/23/15 SadSack submits: I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me ...

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Quirky Quotes – Awe-inspiring statements that will cause you to chuckle!

5/29/15 Roselover submits: Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill 5/28/15 Sturgeon submits: When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -Rodney Dangerfield 5/27/15 Tiddy1 submits: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. – Bob Monkhouse 5/26/15 Stormtrooper submits: Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. – Mae West 5/25/15 BradleySmith submits: “Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.  Those things can take ...

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