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September Fun With Similes

9/11/15 Happy as a tick on a fat puppy dog. 9/10/15 I am as full as a tick. 9/9/15 She’s looks like she has been hit with a Mac Truck full of ugly sticks. 9/8/15 This thread is just slicker than GooseShit. 9/7/15 As nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory. 9/4/15 More confused than a moth on the Las Vegas Strip at midnight… 9/3/15 More frustrated than a gay with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day… 9/2/15 Sweatin’ like a whore in church. 9/1/15 Finer than frog hair split four ways and sanded smooth. Submit your simile in the reply box below. If your simile gets published you will win a TTS logo t-shirt, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and the Don’t Be An ...

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July Fun With Similes

7/31/15 Harry Potter submits: Hotter’n two rats f***ing in a wool sock. 7/30/15 Bone Collector submits: Grinning like a jackass eating briars. 7/29/15 Mike Steen submits: She has an ass like  two pigs fighting in blanket. 7/28/15 High Wizard submits: She’s got the memory of an elephant and twice as ugly. 7/27/15 Turd submits: As ugly as a hatful of assholes. 7/24/15 Symone submits: Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion 7/23/15 Charger submits: Women are like Parking Spots… All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 7/22/15 _Cat submits: Dogs are like Government Bonds. They take too long to mature. 7/21/15 Samwell submits: Young girls are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 7/20/15 ToreyLane ...

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June Fun with Similes

6/30/15 SmokePit submits: I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 6/29/15 YvonneSmith submits: Busier than a one-legged man in a @ss kicking contest. 6/26/15 DolphinRider submits: I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of color-blind hedgehogs… in a bag. 6/25/15 KatieRuff submits: I’m off like a bride’s nightie! 6/24/15 65Packes submits: Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest. 6/23/15 Nemo submits: I’m as bored as a slut on her period. 6/22/15 Cotti submits: Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.   6/19/15 Sunny submits: His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without ...

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TTS’s Fun With Similes – Spice up your conversations and dazzle your peers!

Watch this video to get the low down TTS’s Fun With Similes! 5/29/15 Sparky submits: As curved as a voluptuous model!  5/28/15 SeahawksFan1 submits: Queer as a bat with sunglasses!   5/27/2015 DorisF submits: Fast as a rocket! 5/26/2015 Bagman6 submits: Dry as dust! 5/25/2015 IceColdGhost submits: Hungry as a wolf!  Congratulations IceColdGhost! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice!   5/22/15 Pigskinfan submits: Naughty as a hooker on lady’s night! Congratulations Pigskinfan! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of your choice! 5/21/15 SallyJean submits: As steep as Louis Vuitton! Congratulations SallyJean! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of ...

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