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Tart Behind The Cart: Emergency Landing

Congratulations to SpeedyRod for winning this week’s TTS Swag! SpeedyRod asks: Have you ever been on a flight where it was necessary to make an emergency landing? Yes I have. I have been a working crew member on two flights and riding as a non-revenue passenger on another flight where it was necessary to make an emergency landing. The first time it happened an elderly lady was experiencing chest pains. I made an announcement asking for a doctor. No doctors on the flight, but we did have a nurse who helped out. The lady was experiencing a lot of chest pain and having trouble breathing. The nurse was not sure of the seriousness of her condition, but recommended we land as soon as possible. All we ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Joining The Mile High Club

Surferdude asks: Have you ever caught anyone having sex in the bathroom, if so what did you do, and have you ever done it? Lol, Surferdude! I get asked this question a bunch! It seems that a lot of people have fantasies about joining the Mile High Club and why not? It’s risky, naughty, and fun all at the same time! Have a personally joined the mile high club? Well there was this one time when I was on a four-day trip with a male flight attendant that I was having a lot of fun working with and during our time off. It was day three of the four-day trip and we had just spent 24 hours in Honolulu. We got into Honolulu the day ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Hello Goodbye

When you board an airplane there is usually a flight attendant there to greet and welcome you on board. Generally they are warm and inviting.  Do you respond? In my years of experience no you fucking don’t! I’m lucky if I get a smile or maybe a head nod. Do you think that I want to be standing up there welcoming your punk ass on board? No I would rather be in the corner texting or on social media. Second of all its rude. If somebody is saying hello to you and you don’t say hi back, rude!  If they ask how you are doing and you duck your head and look at your feet, rude!  Screw you! After the flight has been completed, you ...

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