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Tart Behind The Cart: Emergency Landing

Congratulations to SpeedyRod for winning this week’s TTS Swag! SpeedyRod asks: Have you ever been on a flight where it was necessary to make an emergency landing? Yes I have. I have been a working crew member on two flights and riding as a non-revenue passenger on another flight where it was necessary to make an emergency landing. The first time it happened an elderly lady was experiencing chest pains. I made an announcement asking for a doctor. No doctors on the flight, but we did have a nurse who helped out. The lady was experiencing a lot of chest pain and having trouble breathing. The nurse was not sure of the seriousness of her condition, but recommended we land as soon as possible. All we ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Layover Gone To Hell!

Congratulations to Toby34 for winning the weekly TTS Swag!  Toby34’s question: How much time do you get off on layovers?  Well Toby34 our company policy is at least 10 hours. This can change due to how many hours of duty a flight crew acquires in a day. If a crew is on duty for over 14 hours this number can be increased. I won’t get into the complicated FAA mandated rest rules that require a lawyer to understand. However, there are layovers at my company up to 26 hours. Lines, (trips lasting four days), with long layovers in cool places, generally get bid (picked) by senior flight attendants.    Tulsa Shenanigans   After a long day of work and dealing with asshole passengers a girl needs a ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Joining The Mile High Club

Surferdude asks: Have you ever caught anyone having sex in the bathroom, if so what did you do, and have you ever done it? Lol, Surferdude! I get asked this question a bunch! It seems that a lot of people have fantasies about joining the Mile High Club and why not? It’s risky, naughty, and fun all at the same time! Have a personally joined the mile high club? Well there was this one time when I was on a four-day trip with a male flight attendant that I was having a lot of fun working with and during our time off. It was day three of the four-day trip and we had just spent 24 hours in Honolulu. We got into Honolulu the day ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Hello Goodbye

When you board an airplane there is usually a flight attendant there to greet and welcome you on board. Generally they are warm and inviting.  Do you respond? In my years of experience no you fucking don’t! I’m lucky if I get a smile or maybe a head nod. Do you think that I want to be standing up there welcoming your punk ass on board? No I would rather be in the corner texting or on social media. Second of all its rude. If somebody is saying hello to you and you don’t say hi back, rude!  If they ask how you are doing and you duck your head and look at your feet, rude!  Screw you! After the flight has been completed, you ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Garbage

Gout_ForMe asks: What kinda rotten stuff do passengers do while flying? On a daily basis passengers some how mistake the seat back pocket where the magazines are kept as garbage cans. Have you ever sat in a seat, reached in that pocket only to discover that your copy of the airline’s magazine is covered in somebody else’s gum? Or how about the tissue that they used to blow their nose? As a flight attendant I make several attempts to come through the cabin to collect your trash. Is it so difficult to reach in and grab your pretzel wrapper or empty water bottle and hand it to me? You can put down your candy crush for one fucking minute and clean up after yourself!! It is ...

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Tart Behind the Cart – Tales from a curvy flight attendant!

A curvy flight attendant you’ll never get tells all of the public’s mile high secrets.  The straight story of what happens when you spend your life in the sky. Submit your question for our curvy flight attendant by filling out the form at the bottom of this blog. If your question is chosen you will receive an Inspector 69 sticker, the limited edition TTS Original Society Members sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt!   [member] Written/Photo/Video Submission Email Title Description (optional) Upload a File (Max. 20mb) I Agree to the Terms of Service [/member]

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