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What’s UR Thrill? Extreme Motocross

What’s UR Thrill? Jacob Harriss wins some TTS Swag! Jacob Harriss is 16 years old from Sydney, Australia.  His dream is to compete in the Redbull Extreme Endure.  Over the last 2 years Jacob has come in 2nd in the New South Wales trials titles.  Jacob got into extreme motorcycling from his dad who still competes in the sport.  Every weekend Jacob is training on his Mtb! Thank you Mate for the awesome story, photos, and video! Click HERE to visit the TTS store filled with original products!  Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Layover Gone To Hell!

Congratulations to Toby34 for winning the weekly TTS Swag!  Toby34’s question: How much time do you get off on layovers?  Well Toby34 our company policy is at least 10 hours. This can change due to how many hours of duty a flight crew acquires in a day. If a crew is on duty for over 14 hours this number can be increased. I won’t get into the complicated FAA mandated rest rules that require a lawyer to understand. However, there are layovers at my company up to 26 hours. Lines, (trips lasting four days), with long layovers in cool places, generally get bid (picked) by senior flight attendants.    Tulsa Shenanigans   After a long day of work and dealing with asshole passengers a girl needs a ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: A Contagious Vibe

Spike6 submits: How often do bartenders have fun on the job? Bartending can be one of the most upbeat thrilling jobs. You get the right crowd and the right music and you can have as much fun as the patrons you are serving. Busy nights are some of the best! The vibe from the crowd is contagious and can make the night fly by. I’ve even gotten up on the bar and danced with a female customer who was having a bad night. I would say there are definitely more fun nights than crappy nights. Sometimes all your bartender wants to do is please the customer by making their night better and obtaining their return business. I often attempt to do this by buying a ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: How To Become A Bartender

  Chuckz asks: How do you become a bartender? It varies by what type of bar you are applying at, whether it is upscale, the local hub or a dive bar. Some places like to see a fancy certificate from a bartending training course. Others prefer a good attitude and a drive to learn and improve. Often the manager will have you start out as a bar-back or bouncer if you have no experience, and make you prove yourself. Even I was a bouncer (ha) and a bar-back at one point. At some places you may get to skip this step with your looks, but it sucks a lot to just be thrown to the sharks without wading into the water first. You have to ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: The Pickup Game

As a bartender you get the ultimate view of the pick up game. The game gets better as the beer goggles set in to their maximum potential. On a slow night your bartender, may even put in a wager as to who is going home with whom.  The bartender has eyes and ears everywhere in the bar, even when you think they aren’t paying attention the chances are they can hear everything that is going on.  They observe your failed attempts and for added humor they find it quite hilarious after a fail the frustrated stud tries for the bartender. Bartender Tip: If you’re going to try to pickup the bartender remember to tip them well or your likelihood of success is going to join ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Joining The Mile High Club

Surferdude asks: Have you ever caught anyone having sex in the bathroom, if so what did you do, and have you ever done it? Lol, Surferdude! I get asked this question a bunch! It seems that a lot of people have fantasies about joining the Mile High Club and why not? It’s risky, naughty, and fun all at the same time! Have a personally joined the mile high club? Well there was this one time when I was on a four-day trip with a male flight attendant that I was having a lot of fun working with and during our time off. It was day three of the four-day trip and we had just spent 24 hours in Honolulu. We got into Honolulu the day ...

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Tits Behind The Taps: Cheesy Lines

 Busty Bartender Tips: If your in a bar that free pours shots always ask for your shots neat instead of in a shot glass and you’ll get bigger shot for the same price. Kolora212 asks: What is the cheesiest pick up line you’ve had from a customer? There are so many to choose from but one that sticks out in my mind was when a younger gentleman asked me if I was vegan, I quickly answered, “Why do I look malnourished?” He shamefully replied that he was vegan and wanted to make me a vegan dinner. Gretellini asks: How often do bartenders get hit on during a shift? It really depends on the night and the bars crowd for the night, but as a female ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Hello Goodbye

When you board an airplane there is usually a flight attendant there to greet and welcome you on board. Generally they are warm and inviting.  Do you respond? In my years of experience no you fucking don’t! I’m lucky if I get a smile or maybe a head nod. Do you think that I want to be standing up there welcoming your punk ass on board? No I would rather be in the corner texting or on social media. Second of all its rude. If somebody is saying hello to you and you don’t say hi back, rude!  If they ask how you are doing and you duck your head and look at your feet, rude!  Screw you! After the flight has been completed, you ...

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Tart Behind The Cart: Garbage

Gout_ForMe asks: What kinda rotten stuff do passengers do while flying? On a daily basis passengers some how mistake the seat back pocket where the magazines are kept as garbage cans. Have you ever sat in a seat, reached in that pocket only to discover that your copy of the airline’s magazine is covered in somebody else’s gum? Or how about the tissue that they used to blow their nose? As a flight attendant I make several attempts to come through the cabin to collect your trash. Is it so difficult to reach in and grab your pretzel wrapper or empty water bottle and hand it to me? You can put down your candy crush for one fucking minute and clean up after yourself!! It is ...

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Thrill Girl: Zoey Fox

Zoey’s Stats Bust: 34C Waist: 30 Hips: 37 Height: 5’4″ Weight: 120 Birth Date: 5/17 Birthplace: Pamona, CA What do you do for Thrills? Snowboard, pole dancing, and water ski.  What is the most Thrilling experience you have ever had? Traveling to Fiji. Most Thrilling place you have ever had sex? In a booth at a strip club. Most Thrilling movies, tv shows or books? Anything Lord of the Rings. When you grow up what would you like to be? Nurse.  Follow Zoey FB: ZoeyFox406 & Bodylanguage406 IG @Victoria406  Thrill Girl customized prints for sale! Click HERE to find out how to purchase your made-to-order Thrill Girl photography print! We discovered Zoey through Brooklyn, author of our Pole Fit by Brooklyn, video fitness series.  We shot Zoey near Missoula, Montana in a cabin.  Zoey is a ...

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Pole Fit By Brooklyn – #2

Pole Fit by Brooklyn #2 Brooklyn demonstrating her skills! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!  

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Adventures With Jayde: The Beginning

When asked what genre I dabble in when I state I am a professional creative writer, I respond unabashedly “Smut”. Then I normally get asked the following questions. “Wow! What kind of smut?” and “What does it mean to be a naughty writer? Well, in five (emphatically spoken) words—It is awesome sauce!   Imagine living in the heart of the city they call SIN and being able to experiment as you please with whomever you please without judgment. Without confinement or limitations. With various willing participants. With eager tourists, beautiful, big-breasted bitches, and well endowed blokes. Just imagine the possibilities. Now imagine me: a young carefree, wildly sexual Asian hottie right smack in the middle of all the hustle and bustle. Boobies soaking in as ...

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Game Of War: KVK For Smaller Players.

SmellyTuba’s question: I am around 18 million. Can I participate in KVKs? SmellyTuba you can participate in KVKs, but you will need to use a lot of strategy to keep from getting zeroed by bigger players. At 18 million in power you will have a lot of players in the enemy kingdom that can zero you. For example in my kingdom of Etumos there are 73 players over 1 billion. The biggest player is almost 11 billion. Before you port over to the enemy kingdom make sure to scout the area carefully. You will want to look for a beginning alliance or cluster of smaller players. Before you port you will not be able to scout the targeted cities resources. However, you can at least ...

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Pole Fit by Brooklyn – Cool Down

Brooklyn demonstrates a typical cool down following her Pole Fit workout! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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What’s UR Thrill? Videos

This is the home page for What’s UR Thrill? Videos! Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Down The Rabbit Hole Vol. 3 – Game of Thrones

Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun. Or not. Actually I’m not sure I ever did. Either way, I’ve been thinking a lot about it. Being young, that is.   Probably too much. I mean, what gives with my back? And I just realized my softball glove is 26 years old. I hate every piece of clothing I own, yet the fucking closet is jam-packed with bright ideas, what-ifs, and wear-somedays. I am this close (THIS CLOSE!) to throwing it all out. I would if I wasn’t so lazy. I really would….. but   You know me– Lazy Bitch     Today I won’t complain about trolls, dusty wood-slat blinds, the disgusting texture of cottage cheese (just to prove I’m not that ...

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Pole Fit by Brooklyn – Warm Up

In this video Brooklyn takes you through her usual warm up routine. Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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Game Of War: Life In The Hive

SpiketoHeart’s question: My alliance always wants me to be in the hive. Why? I like to move about the kingdom! This is a great question and it’s an issue that has come up in every alliance I have belonged to over the course of six alliances. Basically the alliance wants you close to the hive to help out other players, contribute to the alliance city, and provide a certain degree of protection for all the players in the alliance. All of these reasons for being in the alliance hive have their strong points, however being in the hive is not always best for a player. In my kingdom of Etumos my alliance gOe is the 6th biggest alliance at almost 9.8 billion. However the biggest ...

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Hacking on David Letterman

Congratulations to MontuckyDude for sharing his celebrity encounter As the toothy, spectacle wearing, late night show titan ends his three decade long reign on the boob tube I thought it may be appropriate to share my one and only David Letterman story. It was the late 90’s and I was driving down two-lane blacktop in central Montana bored out of my mind after an hour of watching nothing but rolling prairie farmland. I’ve had to pee for the last half hour and figure a pit stop would be a great way to break the monotony of my drive. I see a crusty gas station up ahead, glance down at my gas gauge and see a top up of petro would not be a bad idea. ...

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Heaven, Hell, and the Dead!

A Stumbling Otis Original In May of 1995 the Grateful Dead played their last show in Las Vegas, Nevada. Four months later Jerry Garcia would die of a suspected cocaine-induced heart attack. Though the legacy echoes on, the death of Jerry Garcia was essentially the coffin nail to one of the greatest phenomenon of modern human history. Quite literally this tiny handful of hippie musicians tapped into an energy unrivaled and spurned a migration only comparable to the wildebeest herds of the Serengeti; this isn’t spinnerhead bullshit, the numbers are simply that large. Listen, you don’t have to like the Dead, you don’t have to get the Dead but despite your personal visions of the cosmic, everyone should respect the Grateful Dead. They earned it. ...

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AKA Kraftyy – Keep You And Your Game In Shape

You know that feeling when you get finished with a workout? Your blood is flowing and you feel hyper alert. Imagine sitting down to slay some peasants in your favorite FPS game while riding that runner’s high. How many times have you neglected going to the gym because you were too busy gaming? Do you keep procrastinating and telling yourself you’ll do it tomorrow? Putting in the work is essential to mastering a game, but keeping your mind and body fit is also a huge part. Taking the time to go to the gym or go out for a run is well worth the time lost practicing your gaming skills. Keeping your mind sharp and your body fit is a necessity when playing games competitively. ...

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Vol. 2 – Breakfast of Champions

(Author’s dire warning: This post may confuse the hell out of you if you are one of the millions of lucky bastards who don’t have young children. Perhaps worse, you’re one of those goodie-goodie bang bangs who don’t let their kids watch TV, cartoons or irrelevant silver screen dribble over and over until their little minds are completely and uncompromisingly assimilated into the hive. Fuck you and Nickelodeon! (how did you end up on this goddamn website anyway?) You’ll remember from Vol. 1 that I am, in fact, a LAZY BITCH… Harken back to the dusty blinds and mad Soda Crush skills?? Well… Top definition of Lazy Bitch, according to Urban Dictionary™: Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn’t even ...

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Poetry of Pain – Hello Pain!

The Journey—Step 1- Hello PAIN Hauled in by my friends from the court, still sweaty, still in my uniform hair still tussled in a player’s ponytail; time really meant nothing. I guess I was admitted, I think maybe I signed forms, people talked to me…. I didn’t hear. Eventually into a room. Doctors and nurses moved all around me like little worker bees at a nest in summer. Coming and going from my hospital bed. Coming and going. Coming and going. Some came in and looked at my legs, some came in with charts and x-rays, some came in and spoke… still I heard nothing. Some just came in and smiled like they knew something I didn’t, pity not quite well enough masked. It was ...

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Poetry of Pain- An Athletes Fall and Quest for Redemption

Special thank you to U.K. athlete, photographer and beautiful person Klare Wolf for allowing us to take this journey with her!  Klare is writing this story, with much prodding by myself and with great apprehension; always consternation and I dare say moments of dread.   You will learn that she is not talking about moments long past, these are not scars well healed by time, she is living the story she tells daily, while she is sharing it will all of us.  Personally I think this takes amazing courage and I hope you’ll honor her by following her tale as it unfolds.  She truly deserves your support.  Stumbling Otis– TTS content manager Volume 1- The Fall Overtime… The fourth quarter had been called – overtime added. ...

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So We Egged A Porn Shop!

This weeks Mostly True Tales submission winner is Stumbling Otis Find him on Instagram at @grandreopening for tons of great pics and prose  In the early 90’s there was a quaint little porn shack on the main drag in Kalispell, Montana. It was nondescript in a way typical for a boutiques of its type. The building looked to be a converted old house, slightly ramshackle and in need of a hug. The windows were painted over white to shield the Flathead’s citizenry from forced acknowledgment of their inherent horniness. Little more than a window placard and a slightly embarrassed, glowing OPEN sign advertised its invitation for commerce. There was no official parking lot, the front door swung directly onto the narrow sidewalk, almost past the ...

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What’s UR Thrill? Snowboarding

Shayn Carlson is the lucky winner of this week’s What’s UR Thrill? See more of Shayn’s cool stuff @shaync on IG Follow TTS on YouTube by clicking HERE! Do you have a Thrilling video, photo, story or music you would like to see on our site? Send us your stuff by clicking HERE! If we post your stuff you will win a TTS logo t-shirt!

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IG Ladies Photo Galleries

This collaboration of galleries is dedicated to Instagram ladies photos that were #thethrillsociety. TTS will pick their favorite photos and send that Instagramer a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt! Plus those photos will be placed in a gallery poll. Winner of the gallery poll will win a $25.00 gift certificate usable at Starbucks! To get your photo posted on our site and get yourself some TTS Swag submit your photo with the #thethrillsociety on Instagram! If your not an Instagramer no worries! Submit your photos HERE! *The Thrill Society LLC is not associated with Instagram in any manner!

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IG Random Photo Gallery #2

This gallery is dedicated to Instagram random photos that were #thethrillsociety. TTS will pick their favorite photos and send that Instagramer a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt! Plus those photos will be placed in a gallery poll. Winner of the gallery poll will win a $25.00 gift certificate usable at Starbucks! To get your photo posted on our site and get yourself some TTS Swag #thethrillsociety on Instagram! If your not an Instagramer no worries! Submit your photo HERE! *The Thrill Society LLC is in no manner associated with Instagram! Voting ended on 6/30/15 Congratulations to gnaggnis for winning the IG Random Photo Gallery #2 contest! gnaggnis, bignosekate.photography, and grand reopening your TTS Swag is in ...

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IG Random Photo Gallery #1

This gallery is dedicated to Instagram random photos that were #thethrillsociety. TTS will pick their favorite photos and send that Instagramer a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice! Plus those photos will be placed in a gallery poll. Winner of the gallery poll will win a $25.00 gift certificate usable at Starbucks! To get your photo posted on our site and get yourself some TTS Swag #thethrillsociety on Instagram! If your not an Instagramer no worries! Submit your photo HERE! *The Thrill Society LLC is in no manner associated with Instagram! Voting ended on 6/30/15  Congratulations caelia.shortface for winning the IG Random Photo Gallery #1 contest! caelia.shortface, _ghostinashell_, and bignosekate.photography your TTS Swag is ...

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IG Action Photo Gallery #2

This gallery is dedicated to Instagram action photos that were #thethrillsociety. TTS will pick their favorite photos and send that Instagramer a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice! Plus those photos will be placed in a gallery poll. Winner of the gallery poll will win a $25.00 gift certificate usable at Starbucks! To get your photo posted on our site and get yourself some TTS Swag #thethrillsociety on Instagram! If your not an Instagramer no worries! Submit your photo HERE! *The Thrill Society LLC is not associated with Instagram in any manner! Vote for your favorite action photo! Poll ended 6/30/15.  crogtierney won the IG Action Photo Gallery #2 contest! crogtierney, ump_uk, and bignosekate.photography ...

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IG Action Photo Gallery #1

This gallery is dedicated to Instagram action photos that were #thethrillsociety. TTS will pick their favorite photos and send that Instagramer a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt!  Plus those photos will be placed in a gallery poll.  Winner of the gallery poll will win a $25.00 gift certificate usable at Starbucks!   To get your photo posted on our site and get yourself some TTS Swag #thethrillsociety on Instagram! If your not an Instagramer no worries! Submit your photo HERE! *The Thrill Society LLC is not associated with Instagram in any manner! Voting for this gallery ended on 6/30/15. Congratulations to grandreopening for winning the IG Action Photo Gallery #1 grandreopening, ump_uk, bignosekate.photography, and gnaggnis your ...

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Home of IG Action Photo Galleries

This collaboration of galleries is dedicated to Instagram action photos that were #thethrillsociety. TTS will pick their favorite photos and send that Instagramer a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, coveted Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt! Plus those 4 photos will be placed in a gallery poll. Winner of the gallery poll will win a $25.00 gift certificate usable at Starbucks! To get your photo posted on our site and get yourself some TTS Swag submit your photo with the #thethrillsociety on Instagram! If you are not an Instagramer no worries! Submit your photo HERE! *The Thrill Society LLC is not associated with Instagram in any manner!   

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Poetry of Pain

Submit a question for Klare Wolf at the bottom of this blog and if your question gets answered you will receive the Inspector 69 sticker and the coveted Original Society Member sticker that is only available in 2015!     [member] Written/Photo/Video Submission Email Title Description (optional) Upload a File (Max. 20mb) I Agree to the Terms of Service [/member]

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Down the Rabbit Hole by Caelia Might

Welcome to the home of Down The Rabbit Hole by Caelia Might Asks Caelia a question and if your question is chosen you will receive the Inspector 69 and Original Member Sticker that is only available in 2015!    [member] Written/Photo/Video Submission Email Title Description (optional) Upload a File (Max. 20mb) I Agree to the Terms of Service [/member]

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How To Do Thrilling Shit – Instructions on dope stuff!

How To Do Thrilling Shit is a weekly video blog designed to teach Thrill Seeker’s the essential skills in life. Submit your video on How To Do Thrilling Shit at the bottom of this post and if it is chosen you will receive an Inspector 69 Sticker and the coveted TTS Original Society Member Sticker. This sticker is only available to Thrill Seekers that get their stuff posted in 2015!   [member] Written/Photo/Video Submission Email Title Description (optional) Upload a File (Max. 20mb) I Agree to the Terms of Service [/member]

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Naughty Poems

  Watch this video to get the lowdown on Naughty Poems! GordySmith submits: Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, “Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty. So why not pull down your pants and give me some booty.” ReaderTed submits:  Jack and Jill went up the hill And did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped And now they have a daughter Ceezman submits: Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you. Sven Boernson submits: A strapping young pirate named Bates once tried to disco on skates. He fell on ...

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TTS’s Fun With Similes – Spice up your conversations and dazzle your peers!

Watch this video to get the low down TTS’s Fun With Similes! 5/29/15 Sparky submits: As curved as a voluptuous model!  5/28/15 SeahawksFan1 submits: Queer as a bat with sunglasses!   5/27/2015 DorisF submits: Fast as a rocket! 5/26/2015 Bagman6 submits: Dry as dust! 5/25/2015 IceColdGhost submits: Hungry as a wolf!  Congratulations IceColdGhost! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt of your choice!   5/22/15 Pigskinfan submits: Naughty as a hooker on lady’s night! Congratulations Pigskinfan! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of your choice! 5/21/15 SallyJean submits: As steep as Louis Vuitton! Congratulations SallyJean! You won an Inspector 69 sticker, Original Society Member Sticker, and TTS logo shirt of ...

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TTS Daily Adult Fact

5/29/15 67Chevy submits: Pornography is different from erotica. Erotica portrays sexuality in high-art, which focuses on feelings and emotions. Pornography focuses on sex in a sensational manner and emphasizes the physical act to arouse a quick reaction. Because the definition of “pornography” is subjective, the distinction between porn and erotica is always shifting and contextual. 5/28/15 AtomZone submits: Porn has used almost every communication medium, including lithographs, the printing press, the Internet, photography, VHS, DVD, satellite TV, and more. 5/27/15 Bear submits: More from the Kinsey Institute study: Women not on hormonal birth control (like the Pill) zoned in on people’s genitals when shown a pornographic pic. But women taking the Pill were more interested in contextual elements such as the background or what the ...

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TTS Exclusive – Random thrilling blogs!

TTS Exclusives is a blog dedicated to randomness. Basically anything goes in this blog. Submit your random blog idea via email by clicking HERE! Read our terms of submission HERE!  If we publish your blog you will become the proud owner of a Don’t Be An A-Hole sticker, the coveted TTS Original Society Member sticker, and TTS logo t-shirt!

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